Freak a Friday, Surprise a Saturday, and Suds a Sunday. Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

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W. is saying: "Nobody’s ever suggested that the attacks of September the 11th were ordered by Iraq, Ken. It just doesn't make sense. What would we say something that could be proved to be false?? It was more like Iraq gave al Quaeda the go-ahead and then al-Quaeda hid Saddam's WMDs to return the favor. . . . It's as plain as the day on your face."

[EST]

1. Okay, you talked me into it.

Bush said, "When I count three, my head explodes. 1....2..."
Or else, he's thinking, I wonder if the reporters in the front row can smell these stinky sneakers and I don't mean my shoes."

[Catshrink]

2. Alpha George watches Omega George ruin America

"Damn you! Damn you! Goddamn you all to hell."

[Blue Fire]

3. perhaps dumya is saying

"I saw that dang Everyready Energizer bunny commercial on television last night, and I just can't get the BANG! BANG! BANG! of the drum out my head. Can I go attack Iran now?"

[IDemo]

4. Washington thinks: "At least the first king George could speak the king's English!"

[TheCentepedeShoes]

5. G Washington:

"And people think this look on my face is due to my false teeth not fitting right. Ooohh, if I wasn't trapped in this picture frame what I wouldn't do..."