LTTE: I have inside stuff on Anna, Brad, Barack

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Michael J. Olsen letter: I have inside stuff on Anna, Brad, Barack

Published Wednesday, February 14, 2007
I am the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby and the secret lover of runaway astronaut Lisa Nowak. Angelina is leaving Brad Pitt to create a love nest with me on my estate in the Bahamas, but only after I kick Jessica Simpson out on her ear.

Barack Obama is my second cousin on my late mother’s father’s side, and Rosie is disgusted I gave The Donald a second chance to sponsor my appearance on American Idol, where I beat out that chubby, dumb guy from Survivor who claimed he didn’t know he had to pay taxes on the million bucks he offered me if I’d eat worms on Fear Factor next to the blonde chick with the potty mouth from Real World Seattle.

But I put my foot down when Larry King invited me on the show with OJ to discuss “if I did it,” how I would explain my participation in the tragic car accident that killed Princess Di.

I said no, OJ was on his own. I’ve got my pride.

P.S.: If you see or hear any real news, text me on my Blackberry.

Michael J. Olsen

Fargo

http://www.in-forum.com/Opinion/articles/156435

I don't watch TV, not even the so called news shows. Therefore I am usually better informed than most of the people I have to deal with on a daily basis.

[malaise]

1. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

:rofl: :rofl:

[Qanisqineq]

2. LMAO

That was both clever and hilarious.

:rofl:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Ah, to find some real news on the news

I'm almost like you. I only watch Judge Judy and Law & Order-the latter for dramatic fantasy, the former for hilarious reality. Frankly, I hadn't heard of any of the people you named (besides Barak Obama) except for the astronaut, Donald Trump, and the one with the baby, and the only reason I know about them is Stephanie Miller's radio show which I listen to online.