Caption Pickles

[Enrique]

[Warpy]

1. And this is a scale model of his resting place after I murder him.

[krispos42]

4. lotflmao

:spray:

LOL

[Elspeth]

19. That is PERFECT!!

Somebody's got to give you a DUZY for that one.

[JNelson6563]

25. Good one

:toast:

[skip fox]

2. Laura is saying, "It's much smaller than the one I have at home."

:)

[Virginia Dare]

11. More lively too...n/t

[skip fox]

24. Lovely!

n/t

[Maine-ah]

3. that woman has got to have some serious lead poisoning.`

[krispos42]

5. "Oh,a poppy plant. Exactly what I needed..." n/t

[CatWoman]

6. I want me gold!!!

[Richard Steele]

27. BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That one caught me off-guard! :rofl:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. There's a difference between "wearing green" and "GOING green"

...but we don't know what that difference is....

[Catherine Vincent]

8. "Here's that chia pet I promised you!"

[Marrah_G]

9. Is she a robot?

Seriously....there is something wrong with her. She never has any emotion in her eyes, they are just blank, like a robot. It's really pretty sad.

[MiniMe]

14. A Stepford wife.

[Kurovski]

10. "I wonder if I can extract Xanax from this?"

[knitter4democracy]

12. Target acquired. Smile for camera. Hold plant. Don't kill. Yet.

Seriously--she looks like a Stepford robot.

[MissDeeds]

13. Uncle Karl!

Please pull the string in my back so I can talk and make my head move.

[DefenseLawyer]

15. Ask your doctor

if Placidyl is right for you!

[formerrepuke]

16. "FEED ME, LAURA....."

[Bluerthanblue]

17. "alltogether now"-"here a bush, there a bush everywhere a bush bush"-

[Kurovski]

18. Kick.

Because this shit is making me laugh most seriously. :D

[whoneedstickets]

20. In a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers....

Laura hands the alien mind-eating plant to an unsuspecting human target.

[Stephanie]

21. And that's why they call my husband "Shrub."

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Oh, goody. A Chia Turd!

Just what Bunnypants wanted.

[OnyxCollie]

23. It's official-

Pickles is dumber than a house plant.

[Kurovski]

26. Kick for more.

[smokey nj]

28. Why didn't anyone remind me it was "Take Your Plant to Work Day?!"

[Vilis Veritas]

29. Pickles Props New GMO Medical Crop Zonex...