Prayer To Saint Andrew of Disruptus

[cali]

the patron saint of obnoxious disruptors and hecklers.

Prayer to Saint Andrew:

Oh blessed Saint Andrew, hear my prayer. Help me in my fervent quest to be as big an asshole as I can be. Aid me each day in rolling over the rights of others, as I strive to disrupt and heckle, and assist me always in getting away with it. May I ever be seen as the victim by those I'm trying to bamboozle, and may I never get called on my crap no matter how egregious. Protect me, Saint Andrew. from having the crap beaten out of me, no matter how disruptive and disorderly my conduct.

Amen.

Say this prayer 53x daily for seven days, publish it on the 8th day, in the classifieds, spam everyone on your address list with the prayer, and it shall be answered.




Disclaimer: NO I DON"T THINK HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TASERED.

[saracat]

1. Hilarious post Cali.I recommend some do this! K &R

[cali]

2. Why thank you, saracat

and god bless disruptive hecklers, everywhere.

[RevCheesehead]

3. This deserves a DUZY!

:rofl:

[cali]

4. Thanks for the opportunity

for shameless self-promotion. Now I get to give my thread a super duper taser powered kick.

[Bluebear]

5. Jesus Christ, and you told ME not to start another thread on him?

:rofl: :toast:

[cali]

6. Yeah, I know.

and I'm a bit embarassed about that, but seeing as we've all collectively lost it over this, I couldn't resist having some fun with it.

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. :toast:

[TwilightZone]

8. But, but, but...I have a Constitutional right to do whatever I want without consequences!

Don't I?

[saracat]

9. Apparently some think so! Cheers Twilight Zone

:toast: :toast: :toast:

[cali]

10. taser kick

Amen.