So, what's in Sen Larry Craig's (R-eacharound) future?

[Squatch]

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. he will tell us in about an hour.

his immediate retirement speach is being polished up like a chrome fixture, a spotless tile floor, a graffitti-free clean wall, a shiny porcelein . . . .

[SoCalDem]

4. Porcelain.. like a TOILET????

:rofl:

[MADem]

2. The lame, faltering excuses to the dumbstruck wife as the details come out...

The Ted Haggard School of 'orientation adjustment'

Self hatred and loathing

Definitely retirement--if not now, at the end of this term. ...

Eventually, when no one cares about him any more, and he is even an older fellow than he is now, he'll tiptoe out of his closet, make his peace with his discombobulated family, and live out the rest of his life in anonymity.

[walldude]

6. So we should be expecting a plea for monthly donations

to help him get through these tough times.

[MADem]

9. He should be OK--he qualifies for a PENSION, and it's a good 'un, too. NT

[shain from kane]

3. It's within his grasp to come clean. n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

10. Beat it, with puns like that.

Is your mind in the toilet, or something?

[shain from kane]

17. Did you say toilet? To oil it, well I guess! A well oiled tool will get half the job done.

[Bucky]

14. What a gripping future he has. I hope he doesn't blow it. That would totally suck.

[goodhue]

5. pasture

[BOSSHOG]

7. Craig-Vitter Christian Conservative Sexual Pervert Consultants

Opening offices in every state which has republican lawmakers.

[Stuckinthebush]

8. Minister of a mega church?

He'll come out and say that Jesus fixed him and he loves women praise jeebus!

Lord, Wejus want to thank you for helping brother Larry find you in his heart and for giving him the strength to reject the cunning and evil mind control that those ho-mo-sexuls have been subjecting him to for years.

Lord, Wejus think you are the best! Thank you for helping the good and worthy Senator see the error of his ways. Now if you can help him find a good, faithful, loving, and obedient woman to share his life with, then he will be inoculated from the evil mind controlling ho-mo-sexuls for all eternity!

Thank you Lord...Wejus thank you.

[Webster Green]

11. He's getting too much press....I think he will resign..

But, he's a repuke, so he may just keep lying, and try to keep his seat. (no pun intended)

[ccpup]

12. damn you!

your clever bastardization of the repuglican "R-" into "R-eacharound" damn near made me spew my coffee on my keyboard. :spray:

That is, without doubt, a classic and I'm gonna steal it from now on, just so ya know. :-)

[Squatch]

16. Alas! I cannot claim that as my own.

For, you see, I too had stolen it from another website.

[Bucky]

13. After rehab, I think he's scheduled to find Jesus. Next he becomes a Fox commentator

Or lobbyist. I reckon he'll make a fat bundle as a lobbyist.

[Cabcere]

15. You win at life just for "R-eacharound." (n/t)