Good morning, Agent Mike.

[Skidmore]

Just a greeting from little ole me in Back40, I-O-Way. Wanted to let you know that I'm still thinking subversive thoughts while I'm weeding my gardens and washing the dishes. Don't want you to feel like you don't have job security up there in the basement of the Emerald Towers of Oz DC.

Have a blessed day.

Much love,

Skidmore

[mmonk]

1. He can't reveal himself.

He'd have to be sent back to the factory.

[tom_paine]

2. It occurs to me that Agent Mike probably has a small team by now!

I imagine quite a lot of crime and terrorist action is going unpusished because:

a) The Royal Bushies are too busy stealing and never cared in the first place about teh Subjects they rule.

b) The Royal Bushies are far more interested in keeping Unruly Impeial Subjects in line than almost anything lese, except media and election control.

I expect, based on an understanding of Bushevik Priorities, their history of misallocation of resources, suggests that the Team watching Amerikan Enemies of the State (i.e. Subjects Who Refuse to Accept the Supremacy of Bush Party Thinking) is as biog or bigger than the team watching al-Qaeda.

I wonder how big the team is using Warrantless Total Information awareness to gather the true data that is being used to blackmail the Democrats into their pathetic state?

Now THAT team may be the largest, or it may be the smallest, for deniability reason. But never doubt that it exists.

[Gman]

3. Agent Mike may well have read enough here by now

that he's quit his job and come over to the dark side. He may end up being a valuable resource for us in the not too distant future.

[soothsayer]

4. hopefully he's investigating the criminals in the WH

[hfojvt]

13. that's quite possible

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=761201#762105

[zeemike]

5. A record of your thought crimes is being made a part of your

permanent record.
Re education will begin as soon as Halliburton finishes the new camps for that porpoise.
Agent Mike wants your to be cured of your mental illness and learn to love big brother and the war.
War is Peace and slavery is freedom.

[rzemanfl]

6. I didn't know porpoises went to camps. n/t

[bluerum]

7. agent MiKe is more likely and automated web bot that culls sites for subversive

sounding words, phrases and thoughts.

[iamahaingttta]

12. Oh, oh... let me play!

Hi agent Mike!

:hi:

How are you today? I'm fine, thank you, although I'm a little hungover from last night. My friends and I got really bombed at the bar, and that chick we met was a total terror. She was yelling and screaming and shooting her mouth off for an hour! That tee shirt she was wearing from the Killington Bushwhackers concert was pretty funny though, what with her boobs hanging out and all. The way that child walked around the bar was practically pornographic, but nobody complained because of the liberal amount of cleavage she was showing. Once she left, however, things settled down we went back to throwing darts at the Osama bin Laden picture on the dart board. Too bad they never found that terrorist motherfucker, right agent Mike? Probably because of all the time and effort being spent looking for subversive posts on Democratic Underground, right?

Have a nice day, Agent Mike!

[bluerum]

14. Wow - your post will be cross referenced under terror, porn and left wing agenda!

Good job!

[peacetalksforall]

8. I like to think that Mike is very religious and pure and finds it repulsive to

read some of the posts on DU. Has put in for a transfer - for more action. Wants to use guns instead of a keyboard.

[mmonk]

9. That's good to know.

Repulsiveness has its good points.

[monmouth]

10. I hope Agent Mike is reviewing the tapes of Ted Nugent....eom

[Coexist]

11. you beat me to it! eom