2008 Republican Convention Agenda

[KingFlorez]

I did one of this awhile back, but I decided to do a new and improved version

2008 Republican Convention Agenda

1. Pledge of Allegiance to the Republican Party

2. Walk On The Constitution Dance with Republican Leaders

3. Blame Clinton for everything

4. "Get The Muslims!" speech by Tom Tancredo

5. Special "Shooting with Cheney" video presentation

6. Performance of "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran" by John McCain

7. Ethics Seminar led by Tom Delay

8. Blame Clinton for everything

9. Pat Robertson prays for bad things to happen to people who aren't good, Christian Republicans

10. "Crime without Consequences" speech by Scooter Libby

11. "Family Values" speech with David Vitter and Rudy Guiliani

12. "Get The Mexicans" speech by Tom Tancredo

13. Blame Clinton for everything

14. "Spying Made Easy" speech with Alberto Gonzales

15. John Ashcroft (badly) sings "Let The Eagle Soar"

16. "Wheel Of War" with Condi Rice will select which country to "liberate" next

17. Refreshment time, Kool Aid for everybody!

18. "Iraq: A Paradise of Fun" video diary by nutty Freepers

19. "Repeal the 19th Amendment" speech with Kansas State Senator Kay O'Connor

20. College Republicans (chicken hawks) try to explain why they aren't in Iraq fighting

21. "God is a Republican" speech by Rev. Dobson

22. Blame Clinton for everything

23. Ceremonial Renomination of George W. Bush

24. A delusional, lame duck President George W. Bush gives a screeching rendition of "And I Am Telling You, I'm Not Going"