Who wants to go in with me to purchase a little Formula 401?

[Sydnie]

You know, Colbert's "special seed"? We need more people like him in the world and the only way to make sure that his brilliance is raised with all the hopes and expectations of a future progressive is for us to volunteer the use of our wombs to assure that his ilk continues to replicate.

The Word is one of the most brilliant uses of satire ever IMHO. They just keep getting better and better.

Since I know that I could do my part in bringing his "spitting image" to life, I fear that I could not afford to purchase said Formula 401 alone. But, should other volunteer their womb and their wallet for the cause, we could have a whole gaggle of little Colbertites on the way in no time. With a man that potent, surely splitting the sample won't present any problems at all. In other words, there should be plenty of little swimmers to go around and have some left over for seconds too!

Who's with me?

(This post is for entertainment purposes only. No flames necessary. I just had to!)