Too much plastic surgery gives people "Oriental eyes"

[edbermac]

From one of God's chosen ones, Pat Robertson:

On the February 7 edition of the Christian Broadcasting Network's The 700 Club, host Pat Robertson said that people who have received too much plastic surgery "got the eyes like they're Oriental" while he put his fingers up to the side of his face.

Robertson and CBN special features producer Kristi Watts were talking about Fox News host Greta Van Susteren's plastic surgery. Robertson said that Van Susteren "looks great." Watts then asked whether Robertson had "seen someone who got too much." Robertson replied, "Yeah, they got the eyes like they're Oriental, and, you know, it's all pulled."

As Media Matters for America noted, Robertson has called Islam a "Christian heresy" and said that "Jewish people" are "very thrifty" and "extraordinarily good business people." Media Matters also noted that after officials in Orlando, Florida, voted in 1998 to fly rainbow flags from city lampposts during the annual Gay Days event at Disney World, Robertson issued the city a warning: "I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you. ... condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs, it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor."

http://mediamatters.org/items/200702070009

[WorseBeforeBetter]

1. I'm gonna pull, well, a Robertson, and ask that the Good Lord...

call him home already!

[SharonAnn]

17. i thought that was Oral Roberts. Used to watch him on TV in the 50's and 60's

doing his 'faigh-healing" thing. We laughed and laughed. Who would've ever thought he and Pat Robertson would be taken seriously by some people.

[BayCityProgressive]

2. he is a nut case

The only appalling thing is that people actually watch him.

[valerief]

3. He's turning Japanese, oh, yes, he's turning Japanese, oh, well, I think so. nt

[Horse with no Name]

5. Ack

Gotta lose that image...gotta lose that image...gotta lose that image...

[Phredicles]

6. Totally off topic: Whose song is that?

[ceile]

9. The Vapors n/t

[Lurking Dem]

8. Thanks for the earworm!

Yikes!

[Phredicles]

4. Too many lobotomies gives people Pat Robertson brains.

:puke:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Says the guy whose head is shaped like a light bulb.

[Malikshah]

10. You...you.... Looney-toonist!!! You'll be hearing from Elmer's Lawyer!

[ohioINC]

11. Good christians use botox !

That way we don't get that tightened look.

[SutaUvaca]

12. Hmm. His makeup clashes with his jacket. Just sayin'

n/t

[Deep13]

13. Me so crazy. Me rant racism long time.

"It'll bring about terrorist bombs, it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor."

POSSIBLY a meteor? He's not sure about that one. All that other shit is dead-bang certain to happen.

[Dulcinea]

14. I hope he gets sizzled by a lightning bolt.

On his TV show, live.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. He better turn and watch the window for approaching Kamikazee planes

How did God create such an asshole? Bad clay day?

[lies and propaganda]

16. That smilie rules!

and totally appropriate!