Are the fairies all dead? Where oh where can the fairies be?

[Stinky The Clown]

The health care fairy ...... hasn't been able to provide health care to millions of us.

The road fairy ....... hasn't been able to get control of overcrowded highways and crumbling byways.

The national security fairy ...... hasn't yet been able to secure our ports or borders.

The honest vote counting fairy ....... must be off someplace ... crying.

The bridge fairy ...... no need to even go there, huh?

The education fairy ...... must be on a prolonged recess.

The energy fairy ......... needs some Red Bull, maybe?

And all those other fairies that we need to REPLACE THE INCOME OUR GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO DO ITS FUCKING JOB? Where the FUCK are they????????????????????

I HATE the simpleminded, unnuanced, asshat, greedy, tax-cutting motherfuckers who cause us to rely on fairies for our basic needs.

[pepperbear]

1. People have stopped clapping their hands..

it's time to start clapping again.

[lonestarnot]

4. Right on Sparkly!

:applause:

[kestrel91316]

6. (He's H2S. Sparkly is the wifey.)

[lonestarnot]

11. Kestrel... I like to shorten things.

Ok?

[kestrel91316]

19. Well over on Cooking and Baking we call him STINKY.

[lonestarnot]

21. mmm mmm mmm cook'n and bak'n, Bushitler looks like a boiled turnip, but I've never had the

displeasure to smell him. But from the looks of things, he pretty much stanks.

[kestrel91316]

22. I was referring to the subject of our discussion, lol. Husb2sparkly.

[Taverner]

2. Well, you put the corporations in charge and that's what you get

[Donnachaidh]

3. pssssttttt..... come 'ere

The fairies were caught in an interstate sting, trying to sneak tools thru from Canada. Because they carried *wands of potential mass destruction* they've been *disappeared*. We should expect to see them at Gitmo after the tortu - err, questioning....

I heard this from a former WH source.

[KitchenWitch]

5. Best Post Today!

:patriot:



:yourock:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. All fairy-related programs...

Have been contracted out to Halliburton, who outsourced the work to India, to cut costs and because there is a total lack of qualified fairies in the US.

[zabet]

8. The fairies have been struggling..

with a class war with the ogres in the White House.
Losses have been heavy for the fairies.

[CC]

9. You need to send this to the Sun.

I bet they would print it minus a word. You know the Repugs are going to go after O'Malley for trying to take care of that deficit Gov. Whiner left us so the timing is good state wise too.

[freesqueeze]

10. The political hack fairy..

alive and kicking behind the executive priviledge closet door.

[KitchenWitch]

12. I just nominated this thread for a DUzy!

:)

[Lilith Velkor]

13. The levee fairy done drank herself to death.

But on verrry quiet nights like tonight, you can hear the faint rasping sound of the revolution fairy drawing her sharpening stone across the blade of a guillotine.

[flying rabbit]

14. They're at Gitmo

Can't have renegade fairies on the loose. The tooth fairy is still out there... on a rampage I hear. The last hope for freedom...
Go tooth fairy!:patriot:

[shireen]

15. k&r

Husb2Sparkly ... you have a way with words. I always enjoy your posts.

[pepperbear]

16. They pretty much killed Santa Clause too, you know. n/t

[kineneb]

17. all is not lost- the dish fairy visited my house

and emptied the dishwasher... just so I could fill it up again.

[lonestarnot]

18. This a.m. I need an a.c. fairy, mine quit.

[Elspeth]

20. Reminds me of "It's a Wonderful Life": We have become Pottersville.

Here's hoping there's a George Baily out there somewhere.

On edit: Really worth watching that movie as a political parable.