Where is McCain's Straight Talk Express?

[cynatnite]

Did the wheels come off?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/mccain-puts-straight-talk_b_58235.html

on edit: I'm slow to realize that this was satirical :blush:

[Perky]

1. Off the tracks and in a ditch somewhere in Iowa

Politics asidee...THe guy's political instincts disqualify him for any possibity of election.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. I think it was involved in a massive collision with reality.

[wicket]

3. Satire maybe?

Andy Borowitz usually writes satire so that may be it, but you never know these days, especially with the Bushies ;)

[cynatnite]

5. Yeah, I remember now...editing post to reflect...

:blush:

[wicket]

16. S'ok, he's gotten me before too

Life imitates art and all :hi:

[cynatnite]

6. n/t

[Cirque du So-What]

4. It's dead, Jim

[marmar]

7. Stopped on the tracks.....Not enough money to fix its broken engine.

:yoiks:

[Norquist Nemesis]

8. I figured he handed Bush the wheel and sent it over the cliff!

:shrug:

[xultar]

9. That shit is all piled up @ the bottom of a canyon with a picture of the * french kiss on top.

[rodeodance]

10. needs some $$ to gas. the fumes are still there, but........

[zabet]

11. Isn't this it?

[mikeytherat]

13. No. That one has wheels and appears to be functional.

mikey_the_rat

[zabet]

18. But...

it IS handicapped - like his campaign!

[mikeytherat]

20. The size of the bus is correct, but all other resemblances end there.

Johnboy's bus looks more like this:


mikey_the_rat

[zabet]

23. Bwahahaha!

That's it!!!!!!!

[npincus]

12. renamed "Got Cash? Express"

[sakabatou]

14. De-railed

[dkofos]

15. It crashed and burned following *ush over a cliff!!

[Drum]

17. Is this it?

[The Count]

19. Shopping in Bagdad....It never was Straight talk, BTW - MSM pumped him up

[Hubert Flottz]

21. I think the GOP has chartered it to haul the HOs to the PokeHer Games.

The Democratic Congress has cut off the money for the Limo service...

[rocktivity]

22. Here it is

:rofl:
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