LMAO!! Vitter lectures Republicans on how to improve the party's image!!

[Bluebear]

Oh, how we would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) rose to speak during a Tuesday policy lunch.

Only seven days earlier, he had delivered a heartfelt apology at the same weekly meeting. Fellow Republicans responded with thunderous applause, and most refused to tell reporters how Vitter had addressed his forced public admission that he had committed a “serious sin” and was linked to an alleged prostitution ring.

So just imagine their confusion when Vitter scrambled to his feet a week later. Would he apologize again? Had he committed some new sin? But no. Instead, he launched into a speech about his thoughts on “rebranding” the party by reclaiming the fiscal conservative mantle.

Yes, that’s right: Vitter, on improving the Republican image. This time, his colleagues held the applause.

http://thehill.com/under-the-dome/senate-gop-to-vitter-well-handle-the-republican-reputation-from-here-thanks-2007-07-26.html

[DS1]

1. thunderous applause?

is that what they call hundreds of men collectively shitting their pants?

[Demeter]

8. Consider Flatulence--That Can Sound Like Thunder

although there would be a lot of ducking and covering, methinks.

[DS1]

10. That's why they pack the shows with short stools

so by the time the finale occurs, everyone has piled on so much in their pants they can still at a normal height

[pepperbear]

24. aahhh, the delicate sound of thunder. n/t

[SoCalDem]

11. These freaks have NO sense of decency. If Foley had managed to

hold out, they would have applauded him too.:eyes:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Firstly, he can erase or disprove most of the following

http://www.dkosopedia.com/wiki/Republican_Sex_Scandals

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The devil decries evil.
Virtue is his guise
To find the hidden villain
Listen for the loudest voice

Rodger Malcolm Mitchell

[yardwork]

3. Fiscal conservative branding? Good luck.

So now that they've proven themselves to be sexually perverted hypocrites, they're going to reclaim fiscal conservatism? With trillions of dollars gone missing in the middle east? Good luck with that approach, guys.

[SpiralHawk]

13. "DEPENDS - the republicon brand for an improved image - RDLF*

* Republicon DIAPER LIBERATION FRONT

[stevedeshazer]

15. Hee hee

[Roon]

What's up with Vitter and diapers?

Did he admit that he wears depends or something?

[SpiralHawk]

25. one of the hookers he hung with in New Orleans said Vitter was big on Diaper Sex

Whatever that is -- and since I am not a republicon, I am not sure I want to know exactly what Vitter was up to with Diaper Sex...

[Roon]

30. Ewwwww! eom

[fightthegoodfightnow]

4. Vitter Rebranding the Party reminds me of the GOP's attempt to

.......revirginize their young.

Remember when the whole "Revirginize" movement took over the 'christian' GOP movement?

Not unlike their abstinence program.

Neither work.

[TygrBright]

5. That popping sound you heard was yet another irony meter exploding... n/t

[UrbScotty]

6. Then they'll bring in David Duke to discuss how to improve race relations. (nt)

[Cha]

7. Goo-od...the repukes are

brain dead enough to put vitter up there as the spokesman for improving the repuke image.

Why don't they start lying about repuke family values again?

[SpiralHawk]

18. Republicons love to talk about improving 'image', but that's just sugar on a shit sandwich

They never talk about actually doing anything real to cure their corrupt cronism, sexual deviancy, and general incompetence and moral incontinence.


Republicon image work: sugar on a shit sandwich -

[Skidmore]

9. KInda makes you wonder how many others in that bunch

like Luvs. GOP, the Dependable Party...gives branding a whole new meaning.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Betcha there were flies everywhere n/t

[C_U_L8R]

14. Well they do need a change...

what better expert than Diaper Dave?

[Bluebear]

16. Vitter: A Change Will Do You good!

:rofl:

[KharmaTrain]

17. They're More Like Lemmings Every Day

Denial ain't a river...it's the 2008 platform of the Repugnican party :rofl:

These goons are becoming so co-dependent on one another they have lost all concept of up and down. They're so twisted in their lies and hypocrisies, they see "sense" in the irrational and justify the impossible. This political bloodsport has now turned into a game of survival and their impressions of "standing tough" or "circling the wagons" now appear as circle jerks.

If the GOOP shuns Vitter, it opens up the question of should this scumbag either resign or face criminal charges...or even an ethic investigation. This could jeopardize a very important Senate vote in a Repugnican coalition that is under tremendous pressure to crack. If he quits, Blanco nominates a Democrat. Thus it's the power that trumps all here.

They'll all go off the cliff together and feel "proud" they stood for something.

[struggle4progress]

19. Well, a Senator must do his duty.

[Hepburn]

20. GMAFB......!!! K&R n/t

[WritersBlock]

21. Have I mentioned that

[VP505]

22. Jesus H,

are they that brain dead, or do they just believe its not what you do but what you say that really matters?

[LeftishBrit]

23. Only use the BEST diapers?

[marions ghost]

26. "rebranding the party"

...not too easy with that big W on their butts...

[sutz12]

27. Funny how they always go all "fiscal conservative" when the bills come due...

Twelve years of the worst overspending in our nations' history will now be fixed by becoming "fiscally conservative." Yeah, right.

Translation....fiscal conservative means blame Democrats for wanting to raise taxes to pay the bill they ran up.

[peekaloo]

28. Coming soon to a Chuckles Comedy Club near you, the fiscal conservative

comedy stylings of David Vitter!

"Good evening ladies and germs. Say not being big on the whole science/medical thing anyone know how to make a hormone?"

"Ya don't pay her! Thank you, thank you very much!"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

29. Branding - that's either kinky or part of Bush's new instruction for treating prisoners.