Cheney having heart surgery tomorrow. Bush will briefly be "President."

[NYCGirl]

Couldn't resist that headline from Wonkette:

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-dick-needs-a-jump-start-again/cheney-having-heart-surgery-tomorrow-bush-will-briefly-be-president-283380.php



Last Saturday doctors performed surgery on George Bush’s asshole, and this Saturday they’ll do it again! But this time, it’s the other asshole, Dick Cheney. They are going to take apart his robotic pig heart and replace the core reactor.

That’s the Friday News Fun from the White House this afternoon. The procedure is just the latest of so very many operations for Cheney, who has already racked up “four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant the defibrillator.”

During Bush’s time as “president” tomorrow morning, he is expected to play with his dogs and maybe work on his fort in the back yard.

[supernova]

1. Any chance

crash cart's gonna be on the heart/lung machine?

[blondeatlast]

2. DUzy--I don't care if it came from Wonkette!

:rofl:

[Liberal Lassie]

13. FOFLMAO!!

:yourock: :rofl:

I just spent a minute or two laughing at your precious words. Wish I had thought of that first. You rock!

[Ian David]

3. Does this mean Nancy Pelosi will be Acting Vice President? n/t

[rsmith6621]

5. Nancy Has To Find Something First.....

....Like her duty to the Constitution before she is qualified to anything hire than a House member....

When she starts talking IMPEACHMENT then Ill say otherwise....

[Breeze54]

4. Best post of the day! You deserve a Duzy nomination!

:rofl: Last Saturday doctors performed surgery on George Bush’s asshole,

Now it’s the other asshole, Dick Cheney. They are going to take apart his
robotic pig heart and replace the core reactor. :rofl:

[NYCGirl]

6. Wonkette deserves the prize. I just loved the article! NT

[Breeze54]

15. So? You brought a much needed laugh to many here!

That, in and of itself, deserves kudo's. ;)

[NYCGirl]

19. Thank you very much, Breeze. NT

[HeeBGBz]

7. He's like the Energizer Bunny with a Timex watch for a heart

Takes a lickin and it keeps on tickin. He keeps going and going...

Proving once again that only the good die young.

[Virginia Dare]

21. Here's hoping the new ticker's made in China...n/t

[EFerrari]

8. I knew this day would come.

:scared:

[supernova]

9. Comments are funny!

BY PROCRASTINATOR, ESQ. AT 02:45 PM
Oh, Lord, please let there be "complications." Thanks. XXOO America

BY MISTERDISCO AT 02:50 PM
Fuck, with all that work, Cheney's really giving it hard to his AFLAC agent.

BY DANIEL K AT 02:57 PM
BI'm just spitballing here, but what if we inject a tiny miniaturized submarine into Cheney and have them do the work? Then, maybe Donald Plesence can attempt to sabotage the mission. He could succeed! In any event, I finally would have a shot at owning a tiny miaturized Raquel Welch.

BY J.D.REGENT AT 02:58 PM
The poetic justice of Cheney having a rotten ticker is one of the few facts that give me any hope in karmic retribution for these charred-hearted fuckers. Law doesn't seem to be able to touch them, but death comes for the evil as well as the good, thank god.


BY SAYITWITHWOOKIES AT 03:04 PM
Cheney burns through defib batteries at an alarming rate, because it actually takes a car battery going full blast to get his shrivelled, discolored heart beating fast enough to pump blood to his brain. If he didn't sleep in a bath of fetal stem cells and virgin's blood every night, he'd be a withered, drooling husk of himself. And then where would our country be?

[acmavm]

10. Power surge, power surge, please God, a power surge.

[Breeze54]

16. Better yet! Power Outage!

:evilgrin:

[Catherine Vincent]

11. LOL!

[rateyes]

12. ROFLMAO!!

:rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. ...

:spray:

[Stinky The Clown]

17. Perfect!

Hahahahahahaha

[KamaAina]

18. Wouldn't that be considered microsurgery?

Dic-k's heart* must be the size of a shriveled-up old pea that got stuck to the can.

[Virginia Dare]

20. Funniest post of the week...

:toast:

[applegrove]

22. LOL!

[TwilightGardener]

23. Do his "heart" procedures involve surgeons, or is it more of a licensed electrician/welder thing?

[CubicleGuy]

24. What does this involve? Putting one in?

If so, he may find afterwards that he's no longer fit to be Torturer-in-Chief.

[XOKCowboy]

25. Thanks for the laugh...

Great headline!

[Hubert Flottz]

26. I hope they do an oil change and lube job too...

Change the cheezus in his Vitter Vat too.

[malaise]

27. but where is Oscar the cat?

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/7/27/121636/772

[NYCGirl]

31. That cat wouldn't get anywhere near Cheney. NT

[tammywammy]

28. LOL

:rofl:

[warren pease]

29. First they have to find it, then the forensic geologist replaces the pebble n/t

[rateyes]

30. How can a heartless bastard,

have heart surgery? :evilgrin: