What did the doctor say after Bush's colonoscopy?

[smoogatz]

Hey, Dick--we found your Rolex!

[skul_Donteecha]

1. Hey Georgie,

We found your head. :hide:

[Lucygirl]

2. hey

George,

When you get done licking the lollipop my nurse gave you so you would stop crying I need to tell you that you have things growing up your ass.

[rucky]

3. "We couldn't get a good look...

because you are so full of shit."

[judaspriestess]

4. Excuse me Mrs. bushie

we found your dildo. mrs bushie, THERE IT IS.

[Uncle Joe]

5. Okay, now rinse and spit. n/t

[virgdem]

6. OMG, so that's where his brain really is...

who knew?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. An asshole with its own asshole - truly a medical first

We expect our published findings to generate a great deal of interest within the field of asshole medicine.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

8. "How'd Ya Like My Exit Strategy?"

[Mandate My Ass]

9. Congratulations, it's fraternal twins!

McCain and Lieberman.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. The fetal turds bore a strong Bush family resemblance

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

10. "I'm Sorry Mr. President, But Your Shit Was So Used To Coming Out Of Your Mouth That Your Asshole's

sealed itself shut"

[Pachamama]

11. Wow! I've never seen a bigger asshole! Ever....

:shrug:

[judaspriestess]

13. Looks like we found dick cheneys

secret bunker.

[billybob537]

14. nope

NO weapons of mass destruction up here.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

15. "Mr. President, Why Did You Keep Saying 'FASTER, FASTER! HARDER HARDER!!!!'?"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. I enjoyed smoking cigarettes with Mr. Bush after the, um, probe

[Catshrink]

16. Mr. President, you are a perfect asshole.

well duh

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

17. "What's This Copy Of The Constitution Doing Up Here?"

[Greyhound]

18. "Say Cheese"...

[BlueJac]

19. WMD's finally located.....

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

20. "Sorry Bout The Whole Pokin Ya In The Eye Thing... My Bad"

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

21. "Why Did You Claim Executive Privilege When I Asked You How Lieberman's Jewish Star Got Up There?"

[flying_wahini]

22. I'm sorry, your insurance didn't cover the bowel prep, so I'm gonna

have to slap the shit outta you.........:rofl:

[Alexander]

23. "Hey, why does this say '2008 State of the Union' on it?"

[AnnieBW]

25. We've found Osama Bin Laden!

He was hiding up *'s ass the whole time!

[Canuckistanian]

26. What's this? "The Iraq Invasion Strategy"?

So that's where he got it.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

27. "Holy shit!!!"

:shrug:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

28. What was that huge swarm of flies doing nesting up his butt?

[KharmaTrain]

29. Gonzo? What Are You Doing Here?

We all knew he was up boooshie's ass...but this far????