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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:27 PM
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"They'll follow us home." I got the strategy!!
Edited on Tue Jul-17-07 03:29 PM by Sparkly
Okay, we can't leave Iraq because if we do, 'Al-Qaeda-in-Iraq' will FOLLOW us HOME!!

Clearly, they have no idea where we actually ARE. They'll only know by following us home.

So here's the plan: Have the troops leave, but send them to CANADA. Then 'Al-Qaeda-in-Iraq' will invade Canada! (We can apologize later -- send 'em some iPods or something.)

It might work. It just... might... work....!
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:28 PM
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I still think the chimp meant to invade Iran, but spelled it wrong...
:rofl:
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:28 PM
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1. dupe n/t
Edited on Tue Jul-17-07 03:28 PM by cynatnite
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:29 PM
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2. "And a ghost will follow you home!!!"
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SoFlaJet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:30 PM
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3. LOL
the thing I don't get about that logic is this; OK what are they gonna do go to Baghdad International Airport and book a flight with carry-on IED's in their luggage?
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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:31 PM
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4. Follow us home!
Nobody knows my land better than me. Just like in the Revolutionary war.
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spirit of wine Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:36 PM
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5. McCain just said that on the Senate floor too
Someone should ask McCain how many people followed him home from Vietnam. I get so tired of this BS fear tactic, nobody is going to do this anymore than normal. If things happen that gets noticed it may only be from the press that follow these stories around like bloodthirsty FOXhounds that they now are. Yet, we all know the news will always be "fair and balanced", especially the Wall Street Journal!! NOT
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 05:55 PM
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6. If they follow us home, Chertoff might have to work for a living.
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