OMG!!! Look, it's Osama, he's back.

[ck4829]

Just in time too.

"A new al-Qaida videotape posted Sunday on a militant Web site featured a short, undated clip of a weary-looking Osama bin Laden praising martyrdom.

The bin Laden clip, which lasted less than a minute, was part of a 40-minute video featuring purported al-Qaida fighters in Afghanistan paying tribute to fellow militants who have been killed in the country. It was posted by the group's media production wing.

Bin Laden glorified those who die in the name of jihad, or holy war, saying even the Prophet Muhammad "had been wishing to be a martyr."

"The happy (man) is the one that God has chosen him to be a martyr," added bin Laden, who was shown outdoors wearing army fatigues and looking tired."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070715/ap_on_re_mi_ea/al_qaida_video

Now remember, we're in Iraq because of Osama and trying to fight 9/11 and their mushroom clouds baked with yellowcake, or something like that, right?

[EFerrari]

1. I think the guy is dead. n/t

[Exultant Democracy]

8. I think you are probably right.

[EFerrari]

9. Hi there, LeviathanCrumbling. The guy had an ego that

wouldn't have remained dormant this long, as far as I can tell anyway. He was already ill by all accounts on 9/11, wasn't he?

Which doesn't mean that BushCo hasn't done their utmost to recruit potential suicide bombers. :(

[Exultant Democracy]

13. Oh yeah Bush recruited more new mebers into the Queda with Iraq

then Osama ever did.

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Weekend at Osamas?

These "new" tapes are sitting in a vault someplace just waiting to be aired.

[Turbineguy]

2. Apparently God

does not seem to be interested in choosing him to be a martyr. Funny how that works. Maybe bin Laden doesn't like virgins.

[AlCzervik]

3. hmm, was that tape made in the Langley area?

[sakabatou]

4. Dead or alive, right?

[Swede]

5. Is it live,or is it memorex?

Probably from Dick's vast dvd collection.

[JohnyCanuck]

6. Better stock up on duct tape and plastic sheeting while there's still time. n/t

[AlCzervik]

7. No!! Get thee to a mall, remember the only we win is if we go shopping and not

for just duct tape. Or better yet, go to Disneyland!

[dflprincess]

10. We can't go to malls -

Tony Snow said the terra-ists may be coming to malls near us soon! Of course, all the summer clothes are on sale now, so maybe they just want to do a little shopping.

[AlCzervik]

12. he's wrong! Bush said to go out and shop, disregard Snow, trust in Bush!

[Lochloosa]

11. MSNBC said it was before 9-11

have to keep the boogie man front and center

[mitchum]

14. More comebacks than Liza Minnelli

Osama With An S!

[madokie]

16. that was yellowcake mushroom clouds baked at a high temperature

them yellowcake mushroom clouds get real fluffy that way, kind of a melt in your mouth goodness