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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:14 PM
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Poll question: Pick Gov. Matt Blunt's future sex scandal
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Missouri Governor Signs Anti-Choice Bill From Sanctuary Of Baptist Church

Missouri abortion clinics will face new regulations and new restrictions on teaching sex education classes.

Gov. Matt Blunt signed legislation Friday placing more abortion clinics under government oversight by classifying them as ambulatory surgical centers. Planned Parenthood claimed the law, HB 1055, could force it to spend up to $2 million to remodel one of its clinics and halt medical abortions at another site.

The new law, which will take effect Aug. 28, also bars people affiliated with abortion providers from teaching or supplying materials for sex education courses in public schools, and it allows schools to offer abstinence-only programs.

It cements into state statute an existing grant program for centers that encourage women to deliver babies instead of having abortions.

Blunt proclaimed the law “one of the strongest pieces of pro-life legislation in Missouri history” as he spoke from a cross-shaped lectern during a signing ceremony in the sanctuary of Concord Baptist Church. The governor also was scheduled to promote the legislation in Joplin, Hannibal and suburban St. Louis.


So, the obvious question is

What future sex scandal will bring down Matt Blunt?
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:20 PM
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1. His *ahem* women friends will...
Either claim abortion and sue for damages, or will begin paternity suits immediately
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:21 PM
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2. NOTA
"Thank heavens for little girls...."

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Fresh_Start Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:23 PM
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3. Impregnating an 8 yo crystal baby
who only survived due to stem cell research.

Then forcing her to have an abortion.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:24 PM
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4. I vote for this one!
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northernsoul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:38 PM
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5. I'm going for the superfecta!
Why not, every time I think Republicans can't get any creepier, they exceed my worst fears.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:43 PM
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6. Where's sexually assaulting an ET with its own anal probe?
Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 12:43 PM by originalpckelly
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:56 PM
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7. too obvious
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