Check the front page of DU

[helderheid]

and check the headline for the main story!

:wow:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/

[Beelzebud]

1. ROFL

LOL it's even better than I thought. This has nothing to do with the D.C. madam story, he just got caught with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar! :D

LOL

:)

[helderheid]

3. Did I understand correctly that HE was offering to give the BJ to the undercover officer??

[Beelzebud]

6. OMG yeah that certainly seems to be the case! LOL

Giving 20 dollar blow jobs in a public bathroom! LOL

There is some Republican family values at work.

[Jed Dilligan]

9. Yeah, but I think he was going to pay for the honor

of fellating the narc. Sounds weird to many of us, but there are many, many cases of men paying men to GIVE, not RECEIVE, head.

[helderheid]

21. Hey, giving can be fun. Just never paid to!

:evilgrin:

[Jed Dilligan]

23. A lot of women act like it's a chore,

but many seem to enjoy it.

[Clark2008]

10. Why would you have to pay someone to give them a BJ?

I'm really confused about this one.

Well, at least this state representative is of a "giving" nature - which is rare for a Republican. ;)

[helderheid]

11. Our tax dollars at work!

:rofl:

[Beelzebud]

12. He's just earning a few extra dollars to make ends meet.

LOL

[helderheid]

13. Hard times!

:rofl:

[KayLaw]

14. Guess we don't pay him enough.

But who can't use a little extra money to blow.

[helderheid]

17. hey, $20 is $20! Better than a stick in the eye... er... bad metaphor

[Toasterlad]

26. Many Straight Men Wouldn't Accept a BJ From a Man Without Some Other Motivation

Or "excuse" if you will.

Many gay guys LOVE giving head, and while straight guys generally love to get it, they generally love to get it from women, understandably enough. However, you might be surprised at the number of guys who'd agree to be fellated by a man as long as there was something offered so that it didn't make him "gay". "No way are you gonna suck my dick, homo! Wait...you got $20? Alright then, make it quick. Hey, look I'm already hard...can you beat that? Whoa...I guess you can!"

[Clark2008]

32. That's all it takes to make the switch - $20 bucks?

Maybe the Republicans are right afterall about the "gay agenda."

20 bucks and you've switched a "God-fearing family values" man. :rofl:

I think I'll go offer hubby 20 bucks to bring up the laundry. ;)

[helderheid]

33. *snort*

:rofl:

[Toasterlad]

34. Sometimes Less. Let's Just Say...

...a LOT of guys are a LOT more curious than they'd like everyone to believe. Contrary to popular belief, though, a little bit of experimentation (QUITE common in teenage years, especially) doesn't generally lead to a full-blown "conversion". There's a REASON it's not a choice. So, all you guys out there who got the occasional hummer from the college football team's closeted strong safety - you can relax: you're not REALLY gay. Unless, of course, you are. ;)

And if your husband won't get the laundry for $20, I'll get it for $10!

[helderheid]

35. I got $10 - be a dear, would ya?

:)

[Nimrod2005]

20. Can I please have me a large penis in my Republican God loving mouth?

Please please...I'll give you $20.00!!!

[mainegreen]

2. What defcon level will this cause?

Funny people, republicans.

[BlueJazz]

4. Boy!...That's uncanny...He looks just like Mick Moore. n/t

[BlooInBloo]

5. Will the DU admin NOW acknowledge the front page flaw? lolol!

[helderheid]

27. Hahah!

:rofl:

[AnnInLa]

7. god, will rehab hold all of the republics?

I'm going into the rehab business.

[WindRavenX]

8. and what's best-- the dude's website lists of the congressman's interests as "water sports"

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH :rofl:

[helderheid]

18. !!

:spray:

[spanone]

15. so, eh, mmmm, he was payin' them??????

[helderheid]

16. Yes!

[spanone]

25. Wow, that's a feller who's willing to get down with his constituents.

anything for a vote.

[helderheid]

29. ROFL!! You owe me a new keyboard!

:spray:

[liberalla]

37. Are you sure?

"he solicited an undercover male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20."

I thought it meant he was offering, "I'll give you a blowjob for the low, low price of $20." Which really is a good deal.

Honestly, I thought he was just trying to earn some extra income. A lot of people are having to get second jobs you know... Plus, now he's got all these huge legal expenses! Poor guy, he'll have to raise his rates. :sarcasm:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

19. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Republican Family Values!!!!!!!

[orleans]

22. thanks for the tip. what a stitch! n/t

[malaise]

24. Damn these Rethugs won't stop giving

:rofl: :popcorn: :rofl:

[Blackhatjack]

28. Talk about bad timing? Does he not listen to the news? n/t

[helderheid]

30. hey, it's only on the internets anyway. Maybe his ISP was down?

[EFerrari]

31. The front page needs to be sent to the dungeon.

:evilgrin:

[helderheid]

36. Or the closet...

:hide: