Globe Magazine at Grocery Store "Laura nails cheating Bush"

[lovuian]

His candid confession

Heres some of the revelations

She wants a quickie divorce and maybe before the term is over
Condi is part of it but he has the wandering eye seen flirting with a tall blond German girl at the G8
He's drinking again and he made a fool of himself with Queen Elizabeth because he hates her
The Booze was the only way he could stand her

and the Globe has a eye witness to Bush engaging in sex with another women in front of her



Laura is extremely hurt by Condi's and Bush's behind her back affair

She is pretty ticked

Their marriage is in shambles and kaput

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. got a link?

I need a good laugh.

[Initech]

But... wasn't Clinton impeached for a BJ?

Unbelievable. Although I really don't believe anything the tabloids say whatsoever, if this were to ring true, I'd laugh my ass off!

[GCP]

2. Isn't this the same mag that had Hilary giving birth to an alien baby?

:rofl:

Not that I wouldn't LOVE to see * in trouble, but I don't think he's got the balls to go after another woman.

[dysfunctional press]

6. that's the weekly world news...

home of bat boy and the alien.

[Recursion]

20. The WWN actually hires real journalists, oddly enough

And they pay pretty well since clearly you're throwing your career away at that point. But, the quotes and sources on their story tend to be real (I didn't believe that until I met a WWN "reporter"; apparently once it's obvious that you're a joke reporter people will really open up and say some ludicrous stuff... the Onion has the same effect, and apparently a lot of their sourced quotes are real).

[FloridaJudy]

25. And my all-time favorite headline:

"Baby born with dead dad's tattoo".

[Mabus]

16. The Globe was the original source for Clinton's black love child story though

I'm just damned happy to see these types of headlines. Although people may not buy them they do see them and the headlines sink into their psyche.

[annabanana]

3. I saw that edition today. This is the first time I've seen that

subject as the main front page story. Until now it was tucked up into a corner somewhere.

It is worming it's way into "conventional wisdom".

[Warren DeMontague]

4. A "tall blond German girl"?

Maybe they meant "Italian"?

[Recursion]

17. They probably mean Merkel. This guy doesn't just give backrubs for free

If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

[Oilwellian]

23. ROFLMAO!

THAT was funny! :D

[Jack Rabbit]

Do you have a reliable source for this?

Headlines I see in the fast check line fall into two categories:

1. What I don't believe
2. What I don't care about.

I should add that most such headline are both.

If they were reliable, Bill and Hillary would have split up right after he left the White House. They were reporting that, too.

[Recursion]

18. Well, in fairness it's been K street and capitol hill gossip for a couple of years now

The story as it's told around the water cooler is that * started drinking (or perhaps worse) again in late '05 or early '06, and that Pickles has been discreetly staying at the Mayflower ever since (some wags say the Palomar, but that seems too small and too far away to be a good place to abscond). There's plenty of other stories, like when Condi had a "growth removed from her uterus" (*cough*) a few years ago, to say nothing of the "My husb... the President" slip.

[annabanana]

22. It's not the veracity of the story that counts here.

This is a supermarket tabloid.. one of the silliest. The thing is that these rags had been uniformly and vociferously pro-B*sh for years. They apparently count as "news" in some parts of the electorate, and the stories had been picked up and amplified by some less "colorful" outlets.. and from there to "reputable" news sources. .

That THIS STORY, which shows B*sh to be a cheatin' souse, is on the front page is remarkable.

[RamboLiberal]

28. Globe has been running these stories for at least a year

I will confess I have read them when the line at the supermarket is long. Kind of fun to speculate.

While I don't necessarily believe this mag I do think he is drinking and I do think he has some kind of strange relationship with Condi. Always bugged me that Condi would spend so much time at Camp David and the pig farm.

I do hope that the truth comes out before too long. I get the feeling that the damn press and beltway knows what is going on and is covering for this jerk.

[FloridaJudy]

27. I have a third category

3. Those that make me laugh my ass off.

Usually I spot those in the Weekly World News. This time it seems to have been the Globe.

[Jack Rabbit]

31. The WWN is a cut above.

I'm waiting for the reprise of Satan escapes from Hell.

[El Supremo]

5. The cover:

Saw this at the grocery store.

[lovuian]

34. Thats it

Thanks

[dkofos]

7. Is it OK for bush to get a BJ from condi in the oval office????????????

[deadmessengers]

8. Dude, this the the Globe we're talking about.

The Globe is nothing more than a giant pile of used cow-feed, concentrated and distilled for the consumption of the credulous masses. If they reported that the Sun was likely to rise in the East tomorrow, I'd have to seek independent confirmation.

[El Supremo]

10. Yeah, but isn't it nice to see this not about Bill & Hillary?

[deadmessengers]

11. sort of

I'd like to live in an America where shit like this didn't matter at all. Hey, if George wants to get some on the side, why not. Maybe he'll be a little less uptight.

[karynnj]

47. They routinely haev false stories on them too

The only significance as some have said is that they have had these Bush stories on the cover for at least a year. this after treating them respectfully for since 911.

Personally I could care less if Bush is faithful or if they divorce. It doesn't change what he did as President.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

9. Must have been a long checkout line...

[lovuian]

37. lol Yep how did you guess

:rofl: I just like to see Tabloids on George cause Clinton endured it all 8 years

[Uncle Joe]

12. And here I was thinking, Gannon/Guckert nailed Bush. n/t

[wakeme2008]

13. Kick and Nom for the Blond at the G8 :) nt

[lovuian]

38. She is very pretty but ewww George

Ya know what gets me is George thinks he is a ladies man and he isn't

[DeSwiss]

14. Old news. Everybody knows he's in love with Karlie....

:D

[Contrary1]

30. "Turkey Giveaway" right above's Shrub's head.

Appropriate.

[progressoid]

15. Yeah, but what about the two headed alien that Brad and Angelina are adopting??

:shrug:

[BigBearJohn]

19. the link

[Beetwasher]

21. I Don't Believe It

I believe Laura probably wants a divorce, but not that Chimpy is cheating on her in any conventional sense. To be honest, I'd be surprised if Chimpy can get it up w/out some sort of bizarre, ritualized, psychosexual deviancy probably involving sado-masochism and torture. Think Caligula.

[SoCalDem]

24. Laura's not going anywhere..

She will soon be the "matriarch" of the family.. Bar will not live forever..and Laura's content with the deal she made over 3 decades ago.

She's not gonna bail out now.. Chances are that when he's finally run out of town, she will find other interests and who give a rat's ass who sleeps with him??

People at this level rarely divorce.. they just lead separate lives, and live quite happily ever after :)

[smirkymonkey]

36. "Bar will not live forever...."

you have no idea how much hope those words gave me! Thank you! I was beginning to think the nightmare was never, ever going to end.

[Tesha]

44. What? Have they run out of unicorn blood for her to drink? (NT)

[onenote]

26. Not that I believe a word of it, but I read it while in line yesterday

I didn't see anything about an eye witness, but then again I was reading it quickly. What I did see, and this is pretty typical of tabloids like the Globe that hype a story and then don't follow through is that the "cheating" was merely an admission by chimpy that he had lusted after other women but hadn't acted on it and that laura considered even lusting after another woman to be the equivalent of "cheating." Big whoop. Not that I believe a word of any of it.

But if I'm at the grocery store again this week, I'll try to give it another look. Better than reading about Paris.

[Bucky]

29. Okay imagine this. You get to ride the gravy train, and the only price you pay is....

...you don't have to sleep with George Bush.

No, even if this BS were true, Laura's not going anywhere.

[Vogon_Glory]

32. How The Mighty Bushie Has Been Trimmed! The Globe...

How the mighty Bushie has been trimmed since the last Congressional election! Before then, the Globe didn't DARE say that one thing was amiss as far as the Bush clan was concerned. Mind you, that wasn't how the Globe behaved back when we had a fairly-elected President. Back then, the Globe either followed or invented every wild accusation and calumny the Republican Party or the right-wing propaganda organs could repeat or invent.

[lovuian]

39. I think thats the point the Polls show Bush is so hated that

the Globe to sell newspapers paints out to be the cheatin husband and the bible thumpers are not going to be happy about

Thou shalt NOT commit adultery

their prophet a womanizer

How he has fallen

[NJCher]

42. exactly

That's the point I took from it--not that anyone thinks or cares if it's true: it's that even The Globe is kicking Chimpy.



Cher

[Vogon_Glory]

45. Yup, Even the GOPster Bum-Kissing Globe Is Kicking Georgiekins! n/t

[Zookeeper]

33. Unlikely. But, interesting that a tabloid now feels free .....

to print something like that about Emperor Bush.

[lovuian]

35. Bingo the tabloids seem to believe its open season

if you compare with Bill & Hillary

[mainer]

40. the point is, THE GLOBE is read by the gullible masses!

And they're getting an eyeful of negative Bushie gossip. Now maybe even the fundies will start to question his godliness.

[badgerpup]

41. Yeah, yeah...

but the money question is

DID EITHER OF THESE GALS GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB?

If so...:woohoo: we've got serious grounds for impeachment! :bounce:
:sarcasm:

[symbolman]

43. Can't believe any of these stories

I just don't believe that ANYONE would have SEX with that Boy, let alone a REPUBLICAN..

They're known for not getting laid, and they can't dance either :)

[Babsbrain]

46. Don't believe it

We live in a nation whose information system is terribly broken.

The truth is suppressed...the lies are shoved down our throats until we gag.

I will personally pay anyone $100,000 if they can prove without a doubt that shit-for-brains is doing the dirty with a woman (other than Laura) and that Laura is living at the Mayflower.

[Vogon_Glory]

48. I Don't Believe The Globe's Stories About Dubya's Marriage

I DON'T believe the stories about Dubya's marriage; I suspect that Dubya's marriage to Laura is probably as strong as that of many happily-married couples and stronger than most. What I DO believe is that the generally GOPster-toadying, bum-kissing tabloid Globe now feels that it's safe to print such stories about Dubya, Barbara Mater, George HW Bush, Laura, the Space Alien from Weekly World News, etc. without serious repercussions. The Globe wouldn't have DARED publish such stories a year or two ago.

[libodem]

49. I bought that one

and a few others, with the same type of headline, just because I like the subject so much. Nothing sticks to those bastards it's a consolation to believe maybe their personal lives are circling the drain. Yes.

[lovuian]

51. Yes Bush was considered a Saint or prophet by the Fundies

if you saw Jesus Camp you would have seen little kids praying to a cardboard Bush

I just want to see how the Bible Fundies
who believe in the commandments
Thou shalt not commit adultry

handle this because they will believe it

[upi402]

50. Will Laura get Flint's $1,000,000 ?

We need art ladies!

[Swamp Rat]

52. LOL!

:rofl: