What does Bush chant every morning when he turns on Fox?

[DFW]

Here's my guess:

I beg the media not to rag
On the United States of America.
And to the interests for which it stands:
One station, Ailes as God,
Unbelievable,
With bigotry and malice for all.

Hmmm, maybe that contains a few too many words with more than one syllable?
(This is what comes of taking an extra minute in the shower on a weekend)

[Eagle_Eye]

1. Does he chant that before or after his first slug of Bacardi 151?

[Solly Mack]

2. "I think I can. I think I can"

[annabanana]

7. lol. . . DUzy Alert!

[malaise]

3. Can't live if living is without you

:D

[Solly Mack]

4. If that song stays in my mind the rest of the day your ears will burn!

:P

[malaise]

10. LOL

hahahahha :D

[ixion]

5. some of his favorite lines from a Black Mass, I imagine...

:evilgrin:

[mcscajun]

6. "You like me. You really like me!"

That's my bet. :)

[BlueManDude]

8. Don't Worry - Be Happy.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Fly monkeys, FLY!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehe

dada dada dadada
dada dada dadada

I'll get you Barbara Boxer, and your little dog too!

:D

[zeemike]

11. That imagery just cracked me up.

Thanks for starting my morning with a good knee slapper.

[DFW]

12. On second thought, Eagle eye and Solly Mack have a point

Maybe he downs his Bacardi 151, and THEN chants "I think I can, I think I can,"
while Cheney mutters in the background, "you can when I say you can!"