Anywhere Near as Bad

[Perry Logan]

Run time: 09:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVmcwB5lfw0   Posted on YouTube: November 13, 2007 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: November 14, 2007 By DU Member: Perry Logan Views on DU: 746

 
Not the title of an unknown play by Shakespeare.

[Tyler Durden]

1. Unca Pewwy, you my HEWO!

Keep up the good work.

[Perry Logan]

2. Readable list of Republican screw-ups

Here's a more legible version of the list of Republican boners that goes shooting by in the video:

Reaganomics
Reagan's South American death squads
Watergate
Iran-Contra
Plamegate
homelessness
money hemorrhages out of the country
loss of New Orleans
shipping billions of dollars to Iraq...and losing them
stupidest Presidents in history
Bush I threw up on a Japanese official
Reagan: by far the most corrupt administration in U.S. history...till the present one
degraded the Purple Heart and all its recipients

BUSH II:
convicted criminal (along with Cheney)
National Guard deserter
hacked his way in twice
Did I mention the deficit?
Let 9/11 happen through sheer, mindblowing incompetence
lost New Orleans the same way
started two wars, and lost both of them
GWB went into brainlock on 9/11
Administration runs around like chickens with heads cut off on 9/11
Administration screws up intelligence to leak Osama bin Laden tape
has alienated all of ouor allies of consequence
had a male hooker lob softball questions to him at press conferences
9/11: worst intelligence failure in U.S. history.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 911, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most detested country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations that bid for government contracts.
Made torture national policy
turned U.S. government into a fetid swamp of corruption and decay.
Along with the Republican Congress—let our wounded vets lie around in their own urine
Republican Congress did less than the "Do Nothing" Congress!
Republican Congress the most corrupt in American history
Failed to fulfill pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Easily the most corrupt and incompetent non-President in galactic history