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celtics23 Donating Member (613 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 03:38 PM
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TDPS: TV Reporters Speaking Gibberish on Live TV...Why Is it Happening? - TRANSCRIPT
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Posted on YouTube: April 05, 2011
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Posted on DU: April 06, 2011
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David: Yeah. No question about it. All right. Are U.S. government microwave mind control tests causing TV presenters' brains to melt down? You know what I'm talking about, Louis, you've seen a bunch of these meltdowns happen recently.

Louis: Yes. Very strange stuff.

David: I guess apparently, this one we don't have video of, but I'll give you some video and audio from some, Judge Judy I guess had to stop her TV-- or, her courtroom TV show the other day because she went into one of these nonsense language rants. And I've got a bunch of these to play for you.

Here is... this is Serene Branson, and this is... she is the... this was a Grammy reporter. So we'll put up the video for our TV audience, and also the audio. This is what happened. And some people are saying this has to be the U.S. government doing microwave tests. I don't buy into... it's a conspiracy theory, as we know, and we'll talk to Jesse Ventura about those, but I don't know what the explanation is. Maybe some kind of stroke? Let's see.

Serene Branson: Well, a very, very heavy... heavy du-- burtation tonight. We had a very darison by... let's go ahead

David: OK. So that was weird, right? I mean, what... there's really no clear explanation from that. I guess afterwards she said she had a headache, and she just didn't really know...

Louis: But see, she did... she did realize that she was doing it, and she looked... she kind of had that look on her face like what the hell is going on?

David: All right, well, here's another one.

Susan Siman: ... Spann reporting from our Rock County Bureau at the "Jamesville Gazette". Thanks, Margo.

David: We'll have to turn this one way up.

Sarah Carlson: Well, Wisconsin has officially joined 25 other states in a lawsuit against President Obama's health care reform law. Attorney General J.B. Van Hollen says Wisconsin is the latest state, including Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Ohio, and Wyoming to join Florida's suit... the states claiming the exorcisk saw

David: OK, yeah. So then the other anchorwoman obviously is a little bit distraught. And then here's one, also, from Canada, so this not just happening in the U.S., Louis.

Mark McCallister: Now, Defense Minister McCain... McCloud... did confirm today that more than sifty-four 18 fighter jets are spending about as much as 20 and ready to assist the 600... hundred deployed over the Now, it did depend that how the while the university... or, the UN mission as whole received support from all patteries in the hues of the gardens of today. Excuse me.

David: Yeah. Yeah, so...

Louis: This can't be... can this be coincidence, that all of these happen in such a short amount of time? I know...

David: I don't know. I mean, this is where it comes from that people are saying is this some kind of test that the government is doing? And I don't know.

Louis: Yeah, I know with the first one we played, it was confirmed that she did not have a stroke.

David: Right. OK, yeah.

Louis: So...

David: I don't... you know, it's strange to me that they seem almost like unable to stop after they've said a couple of words wrong, but maybe when you're in the zone with the teleprompter, you just keep going, even if what you're saying is comlete gibberish. Because usually, when reporters just trip over a couple of words they apologize, they correct themselves, but it's... this is, it's almost like the brain... they're not even aware that they're just talking gibberish.

Louis: And some... now, see, I think... I think they, to an extent, they are aware, because I think...

David: They know something's wrong.

Louis: I think when you're having a stroke, that's when you... that's when most people don't realize that they're speaking gibberish, or...

David: Yeah, no, I'm not saying these are strokes, but it was a question that was brought up.

Louis: Yeah. Right, right. Right.

David: I just... some people are saying what it is is that they've got an IFB in their ear and there's a producer talking to them, and it just starts distracting them and they lose the train of thought, but that's been going on for years, too. I don't know. I don't know what it is that is causing these to all happen. It's very bizarre, though.

Louis: I could see it being some type of... some type of frequency or some type of... something just changes things.

David: Something's tweaking in there.

Louis: Something that breaks your...

David: Concentration? I mean, it sounds like-- is Louis having one of these moments right now? Like are you doing the thing right now?

Louis: I'm not doing the thing.

David: OK.

David: Yeah. The peanut gallery in the back is saying every time Louis talks it's one of these gibberish rants. But that's not... we'll leave that type of comment to the audience. We don't want to impose that.

Louis: I could see something just jumbling things up there.

David: Yeah.

Louis: It's just very weird that all of a sudden this is happening everywhere.

David: It is strange. So if anybody has any suggestions, any doctors listen to the show, please tell me what it is that might be causing this. I don't subscribe to the microwave test theory.

Louis: No. I read some comments from some of these videos, and people are saying don't keep cell phones in your pockets, like, you know, iPads, wi-fi.

David: Yeah.

Louis: All sorts of wireless stuff. I don't know.

David: Yeah. You stay away from it all, right?

Louis: It's pretty much unavoidable, actually.

David: OK. Well, I guess there's not much else to say about it.

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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 04:11 PM
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1. Well, worrying that "U.S. government microwave mind control tests causing TV presenters' brains
to melt down," this conversation would be strong support for the hypothesis.

On the other hand, it would require belief that these "TV personalities" actually had brains to begin with. ;-)
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 06:15 PM
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2. The woman in question had a medical emergency on air. They thought it was a stroke at first.
It was and is not a laughing matter.

Here is the follow up on her:

LOS ANGELES (CBS) Millions of viewers witnessed CBS2 Reporter Serene Bransons medical emergency live on TV during the stations newscast following the Grammy Awards.

Branson, an Emmy-award winning reporter, was doing her live shot outside Staples Center Sunday when her words became incoherent and she exhibited symptoms of a severe medical condition. Today Branson spoke with Anchorwoman Pat Harvey about her terrifying experience.

My head was definitely pounding and I was very uncomfortable and I knew something wasnt right, Branson told Harvey. I was terrified and confused. Confused. What had just happened? At that point they sat me down, then my right cheek went numb. My right hand went numb and I lost some sensation in my arm.

Video of Branson went viral on YouTube and after wild speculation about the causes of her episode, tests conducted by Bransons doctor confirmed that she had suffered a migraine and that the symptoms dizziness, nausea and garbled speech mimic a stroke. Since the broadcast, Branson has also learned that the migraines are hereditary and that her mother also suffers from them.
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 07:04 PM
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4. During a migraine, the blood vessels in the brain contract and expand. That's why
some people have blurry vision or can only see half of what they normally see, see "auras" or lose sensation in some parts of their bodies.

The garbled speech or babbling happens when the blood vessels supplying blood to the speech centers of the brain constrict to the point that the speech centers no longer work. This can be very dangerous as a blood clot can form under those conditions which could bring on a stroke.

It is no laughing matter. A person having those symptoms should go immediately to an Emergency Room for medical assistance.
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wxgeek7 Donating Member (189 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 06:28 PM
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3. Eh, it happens
I bet all it is, is information overload, stress, and a moment of being "tongue tied", all coming together. My 2 cents.
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dotymed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 07:40 PM
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5.  Here are 2 "conspiracy theory" possibilities.....
1. Remember the global cluster of microbiologist's deaths about ten years ago? Some very weird "accidents."

2. Mad cow ?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 07:59 PM
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6. aaaand BOOM goes the dynamite
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AlbertCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-11 08:21 PM
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Edited on Wed Apr-06-11 08:23 PM by AlbertCat
He'll claim they are "speaking in tongues" and the spirit of the lord is upon them... or something equally stupid.

I call it fatigue. Blabbing nonsense on a 24 hour news cycle produces REAL nonsense.
Seriously, it ain't easy talking nonstop in front of a camera.
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