I don't believe a rumor unless I start it myself ... so........

[APPLE314]

Negotiations are underway for a very lucrative endorsement career for upcoming past president "George Bush." Scuttlebutt has it that he is in line for the lion's share of the Textile Industries most coveted endorsement contract with the cotton sock manufacturers. Plans are in place to have a photo shoot of him tucking socks into a box on an assembly line, in a 100% Amerikun factree. I hear that George will be singing a few refrains of "Little old sock tucker me."

The second planned shot has him putting coal in a sack in a coalyard somewhere in West Virginia while singing "Little old coke sacker me."

The third planned shot if of George tending a corking machine at a very upscale Southern Bourbon Distiller. Between corkings and uncorkings he'll offer up a few refrains of "Little old cork stacker me."

Is he a sock tucker, coke sacker, or a cork stacker?

Everything will be done to make sure he does not get confused.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Obviously this was the results of the aptitude test he took.