Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006 (The Spoof)

[Faygo Kid]

Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006
Written by ej moore

Rep. Katherine Harris who recently declared she would spend all her liquid assets to secure a seat in the U.S. Senate, was today declared Best Female Parody of 2006 by the Parody Writers Association of America (PWAA).

“With that overdone boob job,” said veteran parody writer, Slammit Holme, “how could anyone ever take her seriously?”

Harris, who earlier today promised “perky tits” to every female voter in the state of Florida, told reporters that she was “committed to uplifting every Floridian female’s hanging chads,” adding that “my platform is definitely going forward, onward, and upward.” MORE

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i10577

[MadMaddie]

1. I can't wait for Mad TV to start doing parady's of her...

They are the best when it comes to mocking celebrities and politicians....

[AndyA]

2. TV parody: "Message to Katherine Harris: Your makeup mirror

has a setting called 'DAYTIME'. USE IT!" :rofl:

[Deb]

3. As my sister says-

"Who in the hell would trust a politician that shows off her fake tits?"

Can't wait to share this with her, thanks for posting! :rofl:

[Bake]

4. Geez, what do you people have against BOOBS???

That's not an "overdone" boob job ... Pamela Anderson is an "overdone" boob job ... Dolly Parton is an "overdone" boob job ... but y'all are just too cruel to Cruella!

Granted, she has a face like a horse, a brain like a pea, and is a shameless HO', but really now -- that's not such a bad boob job!

Bake

[Faygo Kid]

5. Can't really disagree. Just don't elect boobs to office.

Even Moxie and Spunk are more deserving of election than most boobs.

[Maine-ah]

6. Aren't Dolly's real? I'm serious

I thought they were.



thats from 1972, I couldn't find anything older

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[dogday]

7. Katherine is running on 2 platforms so-to-speak

do I feel sorry for her? Hell no!!! I will never forget Florida 2000 and her nasty little role in concealing and her part in the cover-up.....

[0007]

9. What a joke!