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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:05 AM
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BREAKING: "Suspicious package" found at WH....right on cue.
CNN
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:06 AM
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1. No worries, it's just the flight suit from Mission Accompished Day.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:10 AM
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21. That package was very suspicious.
:rofl:
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:15 AM
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37. heh heh
The presidential socks doing their duty for Amurika.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:20 AM
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57. The PINK presidential socks.
:patriot:


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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:20 AM
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58. wonder if we wil ever see it before they blow it up.
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Minnesota_Lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:24 PM
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141. Are you referring to.....
...this presidential package?

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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:07 AM
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2. it's junior's cocaine
nt
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Flubadubya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:50 PM
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135. ...or Limbo lost his Oxycontin stash.
Thought he might share with his "hero". :puke:
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:07 AM
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3. the most suspicious part is the timing. say, *, how are your poll numbers?
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:07 AM
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4. Did the dealer leave the goods in the wrong spot?
Yo, dummy, it was GIVE IT TO THE SHRUB, not LEAVE IT IN THE SHRUB!
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:16 AM
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42. LOL
Good one. :thumbsup:
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:07 AM
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5. it is "OUTside" the WH, says msnbc
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:08 AM
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7. maybe someone forgot their lunch bucket!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:08 AM
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8. msnbc saying generally turns out to be nothing.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:09 AM
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12. saying Bush has a "defend the war strategy speech" and is not in WH
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The Witch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:07 AM
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6. :hearing the sirens go past my building:
too bad I can't go watch them freak out :)

:eyes:
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:09 AM
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10. I'm praying for you. Do you have your tuna, water, plastic, and duct tape?
:D
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:09 AM
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15. you forgot the powered milk (with tuna) under your bed.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:12 AM
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26. OH NO!!!! I forgot powdered milk!!! I shall now punish myself!
LOL
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:13 AM
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34. TOO LATE! You cannot go out now, much too dangerous.
Enjoy your tuna, but you will not have a thing to wash it down with.
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phylny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:22 AM
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69. If the tuna is packed in water, perhaps you can use your sheets to
strain it.

If, however, it's packed in oil, you're outta luck. :)
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:17 AM
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45. you are already punished. no milk on your cereal (if you remembered to
stach that also?)
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The Witch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:21 AM
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63. I brought a lunch today... I hope that'll be enough...
Seriously considering snacking on it early, though... must resist the temptation just in case there is a huge explosion and I am trapped on the 8th floor for three weeks....
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:22 AM
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70. well, just so you did not forget it at the WH!!-they have cameras and will
find you.
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:47 AM
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119. I duct taped the tuna to the plastic sheeting and am in the process of
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 11:52 AM by izzybeans
throwing water on it. I hear that keeps the evil spirits away.

On edit: don't listen to the poster below about the powedered milk. That's just a myth spread by the dairy lobby.
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:28 PM
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132. Damn, I was in a meeting on the F St side of the building;
probably would have seen something from the PA Ave side...
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:08 AM
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9. This changes everything!! I now support Bush!!
I propose that we invade another country. Any country will do.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:09 AM
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13. ROFLMAO
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:09 AM
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14. We have to fight them over THEIR so we don't have to here!!!!!111
STAY THE COARSE "W"!
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:10 AM
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18. I am praying that Jesus will cut off their heads and throw them to hell!!1
LOL
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:13 AM
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28. I am SO THERE when He vanquish's the evildoer's!
It will be HUGH!!!!!!!!!11111
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savemefromdumbya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:30 AM
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91. a headless president may not be able to invade
well if the bomb goes off that is LOL!
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Don Claybrook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:09 AM
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11. by any chance does the package contain a mask
and a black cape?

Can anyone tell which movie I saw last night?
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:10 AM
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20. journalists and reporters ushered into a nearby building.
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:13 AM
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29. Was it good?
I can't wait to see it!
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Don Claybrook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:31 AM
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93. I really liked it
I went in not knowing much about it, but I enjoyed the movie. Recommended.
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:10 AM
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16. TERRA! TERRA!! TERRA!!!
I could have told you this would be happening. Low poll numbers, lack of positive response to speeches, growing distrust...the response must be terra. That's all they have left, and that's all they've ever had. :eyes:

This is a rerun, we've seen this show before.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:19 AM
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50. Hmmmm, maybe that town meeting he has on his schedule isn't
shaping up too well....
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:21 AM
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64. No it means they'll be treated to a bike ride and a reading of My Pet Goat
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:10 AM
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17. diversion so they can take cheney to the hospital
i can speculate with the best of them!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:12 AM
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24. well, Helen Thomas interview is now delayed cause ot scare.
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:10 AM
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19. It's a BAG OF FLAMING CRAP!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:11 AM
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23. but since journalists not allowed near--we will never know.
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LeftHander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:12 AM
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25. Quick STAMP IT OUT....
NOW SOMEONE IS AT THE BACK DOOR!

Go RUN!
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Brazenly Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:10 PM
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131. I think you're confusing
The empty package outside the WH with the one that lives inside.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:11 AM
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22. Chimpy's codpiece?
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bigscott Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:12 AM
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27. this could be HUGH1111
just like *'s codpiece
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:13 AM
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30. Laura's "backup stash" of Xanax and Virginia Slims?
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:13 AM
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31. I see the cops showing away the journalists and camera people.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:13 AM
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32. shit! do I saran wrap and duct tape myself first or
do I put the tuna under the bed or should I go shopping with 2 flags and 5 yellow ribbons on my car??!!? I'm so lost and confused! And why can't we bring back the color code system??? I have no idea what color our danger is!!! I'm freakin' out over here! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:14 AM
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35. gawd, that is a BIG decision. good luck
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:14 AM
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36. Tuna under bed, then duct tape the saran wrap around it to seal it all in.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:16 AM
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44. Thank Gawd for you Roland99!
You are a true patriot! Eagles up!


:rofl:
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:20 AM
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56. Just trying to help out my fellow murricans!
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:20 AM
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60. GIT R DUN
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:15 AM
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39. Here are the steps for survival:
1 Stuff mouth half full of powdered milk.
2 Stuff other half of mouth full of tuna fish.
3 Wrap head in plastic.
4 Wrap duct tape firmly around your neck to secure the plastic.
5 Wait for the DHS/FEMA to show up.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:17 AM
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48. This was funny until you said "wait for FEMA to show up"
now THAT would be a death wish! :D
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:20 AM
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62. BINGO
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:22 AM
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68. LOL
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woodsprite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:25 AM
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80. Didn't Applewhite and the "Heaven's Gate" crowd already
patent that response, except they used chocolate pudding instead of tuna and milk.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:27 AM
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83. That's where they got it wrong. My formula will get you to the mothership
! :D
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:13 AM
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33. "Terrorists!....Run for your lives!"
Entire White House staff runs screaming down Pennsylvania Ave.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:15 AM
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38. a reporter reporter talking from inside building saying not seeing anythin
g.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:15 AM
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40. they keep repeating that shot of a female cop showing awaying reporters.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:29 AM
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87. I think they should use 9/11 footage.
You know. To help catapult the propaganda. :D
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:16 AM
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41. He could be one of them!!!!!111
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 11:17 AM by Beelzebud
Don't you see? Journalists ARE the terrorists!!!!11

We need to abolish the 1st amendment!

LOL
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:16 AM
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43. All I can say is that * sure knows when to run and hide.
Probably someone's pastrami sandwich.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:17 AM
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47. no, bush is VW--it is the politians who are hiding from him.
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foreverdem Donating Member (759 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:17 PM
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139. He's hiding under that rug Pickles made for him. n/t
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:17 AM
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46. whoo hooo! they're sending in the robot
:eyes:
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:18 AM
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49. now we are getting educated about robots on msnbc.
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LizW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:19 AM
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53. Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:19 AM
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54. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!!!!!!!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:19 AM
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55. THANK GOD! PHOTO>>>>>>
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 11:21 AM by Bluebear
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phusion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:26 AM
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81. Grovelbot is everywhere n/t
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:27 AM
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84. LOL I love those 50's sci fi robots.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:29 AM
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88. it is the bush WH look alike.
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The Witch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:22 AM
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67. Ooh, I lurve the robot.
I remember when the robot delivered a cell phone to a guy who had parked in front of the WH demanding his kids back or something...
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:19 AM
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51. Anyone know where Rove is? This stinks like a Rove stunt.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:31 AM
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94. prob. in WV with Bush
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:36 AM
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104. Certainly does.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:19 AM
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52. Randy was susposed to be doing a live Helen T. interview (msnbc) but
now he gets to cover this event.
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:20 AM
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59. Looks like the ants for Dumbya's ant farm have arrived.
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:20 AM
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61. Well, I was going to to to lunch, but ...
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 11:21 AM by LisaLynne
you know, this is just way too exciting. :eyes:

Edited to add: Actually, this thread is exciting. It's the fake news I can't stand. :)
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:21 AM
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65. yeah, more exciting than my bag lunch (oops, i left it somewhere).
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:22 AM
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66. LOL
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:23 AM
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71. At the WH?? Has it gone off yet?? on my knees praying here. nt
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:23 AM
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72. It's Laura's cache of tuna and powdered vodka
she just forgot to put it under the bed with the duct tape.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:23 AM
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74. Powdered vodka! HAhahahahahAHHahahaha
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:23 AM
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73. Probably just the dry cleaning.
I'm sure the soiling of the presidential underoos happens quite often.

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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:24 AM
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75. meanwhile...
Car bomb explodes near busy Baghdad market - police


BAGHDAD, March 22 (Reuters) - A car bomb exploded near a busy Baghdad market on Wednesday, police said, and local residents reported seeing a number of bodies lying in the street.

The explosion took place in the mainly Shi'ite area of Baya in southwestern Baghdad. Police said they had no immediate word on the number of casualties but were searching for a second car bomb.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2181871

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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:24 AM
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77. See there goes the media again... Those bastards.
Why is the media declaring war on the Iraqi people?
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:30 AM
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90. thanks, a real bomb in iraq gets ignorned.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:24 AM
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76. geech, msnbc is reported from Scooty's podium!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:25 AM
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78. yeah, right on cue. just before a war scare talk
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savemefromdumbya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:36 AM
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105. maybe they lost their patsies today
couldn't blow up Toronto so thought well maybe a little package next to the WH would do instead?
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mattclearing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:25 AM
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79. WOLF! WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:27 AM
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85. prob. a dead rat
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:26 AM
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82. reporters saying nothing about nothing
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savemefromdumbya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:28 AM
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86. It's 3/22 doesn't a bit like 9/11 (maybe his orange jumpsuit arrived early
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:29 AM
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89. "sense of calm...
everybody going about their business"

Translation - "we are sooooo tired of this 'terra terra' bullshit."
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:30 AM
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92. An eerie sense of calm. Like before a tornado, or nuclear detonation!!!11
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!11
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:32 AM
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96. it has been 40 minutes. msnbc is still educating us about robots from an
FBI 'expert"
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:33 AM
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99. lol!
it'll be hugh!!1!!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:33 AM
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98. goody for them--guess they need practice once in a while.
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:11 PM
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137. It's quiet.
Too quiet.
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:32 AM
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95. is it that hump on Juniors back ?
or the one at the front of his flightsuit.
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:32 AM
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97. It's Laura's stash of tuna and powdered milk!
A little duct tape and plastic and Laura & George are all set for an evening of Bush family fun!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:34 AM
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101. someone should tell her she was suspose to put it under her bed~!!
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:34 AM
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100. Maybe Karl figured out that having to talk to people three days in a row
might kill Junior.

Has the "speech" been cancelled?

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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:36 AM
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106. Nope they are being treated to a bike ride and a reading of My Pet Goat.
Standard protocol of operations for the commander in chief when there is a security alert in Washington D.C.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:35 AM
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102. Headline: Pres Screw UP...Next day headline: Bomb at WH?
The sniffer xray robots are handling things just fine....

move along.....nothing to see here...everything's under control....BUT...if the press starts wondering about all the co-ink-ee-dinks, rest assured...a pretty young girl, perhaps blonde, will get drunk and disappear somewhere in the world...or a shark will dodge dislodged glacial ice to find an American, and promptly bite off an appendage..

like linda ellerbee used to say....and so it goes..:eyes:
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:35 AM
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103. reporters saying they have NOT seen the package but are guess at its
size and the amount of explosives it could hold!!!!!!!!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:37 AM
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107. good gawd. quit with the scare speculation already!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:37 AM
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108. these reporters really are saying nothing!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:38 AM
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110. new person in Scotts spot.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:37 AM
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109. You can fit an atom into virtually anything! Be afraid!
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:40 AM
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111. all the speculation that is going on is dangerous
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:40 AM
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112. You know, I really think the FBI should go over the package and see if
they can connect it to Rove- or one of his aids. I understand it must be nearly impossible to find the person who sent a package when you have no idea who did it whatsoever, but I'd say the list of suspects here is exceedingly short.
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phusion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:41 AM
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113. would the FBI even be allowed to do this?
are they still independent of this regime?
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:42 AM
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115. the fbi will blow the package up--even if it is a tuna sandwich.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:41 AM
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114. says they are trying to find out who left package (survailance cameras)
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:53 AM
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122. If they do have surveillance video, chances are
Rove ordered it destroyed. No way does he want his pasty self seen skulking around the gate package in hand.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:44 AM
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116. Such an important news item
that there is no mention of it whatsoever here in the UK - not even on CNN.

I'm guessing they may carry out a controlled explosion using a ton of TNT and then say it was a one ton bomb.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:46 AM
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117. This is SO, SO pathetic and sad . . .


Hey, Karl Pigshit, how's that funeral going? We here at DU are enjoying the HELL out of watching you and the rest of the neoclown doughboys fry like bacon in your desperation cornpone. No one buys the FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR card anymore; they haven't for about 2 years now. Even your most loyal voters are leaving this sinking ship. Your economy is for shit among the powerless you pretend to like come election time. The working people of this country are starting to wake up and realize what a huge mistake it is to let fascists run the world.

You reap what you sow and you'll get what you deserve, fatass. ALL of you will.
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:46 AM
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118. The Suspicious Package Is:
Cookies from Mommy.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:49 AM
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120. OMG OMG A SMALL ITEM RRRRUUUUUNNNNNNN
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 11:49 AM by Beelzebud
I pray for all in D.C. today. May Jesus keep you safe from the small item!!!!!!11
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The Witch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:59 PM
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144. That is *WHY* we invaded Iraq
To make up for Junior's "small item."


"Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't raise anything else." --Pippin
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:50 AM
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121. "small item"
no longer a 'suspicious package'

OMG

thrown over the fence by someone...

OMG


this is what we have come to people. :shamesmilie:
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:54 AM
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125. Dick Tracy decoder ring? nt
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:53 AM
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123. shrub will be up in 20 minutes...
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 11:55 AM by Viva_La_Revolution
town hall meeting... goody :eyes:

this is more exiting... imho

edit for Freudian slip - exciting
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:56 AM
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127. another suspicious package on the west coast!!!
Bart system shut down in Oakland... omg. i think i need a nap or something
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:54 AM
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124. CNN says it's someone the Secret Service knows--known to be nonviolent
The man is in custody. Is it an activist or some local nutjob?

Did his bank account suddenly see a big deposit courtesy of one K. Rove?
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:55 AM
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126. LOL SECOND "SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE"...
Wow what a coincidence!!!
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:58 AM
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128. Notice how rational the ex-secret service guy was?
Also notice he's not talking anymore. He was really ruining the fear spin CNN is trying to push.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:03 PM
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129. "All Clear"
about to be given... well, that was only a waste of an hour..
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PA Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:04 PM
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130. Did someone say "suspicious package"?
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:46 PM
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133. Yes, it ended up being a SMALL ITEM! LOL!
:rofl:
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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:49 PM
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134. Yikes!
I'm so scared. :sarcasm:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:52 PM
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136. these criminals have plenty of suspicious packages
the mission accomplished codpiece was suspicious

cheney's cameltoe is highly suspicious

then there's the one that Candi straps on for her nights with her husb, er the president
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:13 PM
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138. It's just that special delivery from Columbia he was waiting on.
yeah, that's the ticket.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:17 PM
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140. Oh of course, delivered while McCokespoon is in WV
Like every other terra farce. Chimpy is ALWAYS somewhere else.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:33 PM
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142. Junior has a dirty bomb in his pants
:rofl:
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:58 PM
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143. Package found to
include puff pastries with excessive levels of yeast whic could have blown up if temps had exceeded 80 degrees.
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