Like a big bag of stupid...

[Mythsaje]

Well, I see our esteemed pResident is at it again, yukking it up on national TV and making a fool out of himself.

"Saddam threw the inspectors out."

News to us, Georgie boy. Didn't the U.S. strongly urge the inspectors to leave? Yeah, that's right. You threw them out. Does that mean you're Saddam? Or are you just trying to confuse us? Or have you simply succeeded in confusing yourself?

Guess Helen Thomas slapped him around a little. Witless little monkey he is, he didn't know better than try to engage someone who's been involved in the game since he was a little wanker peeing his PJs.

He should be strongly encouraged to rush around the country in the lead-up to the mid-terms, campaigning hard for various Republican candidates. He can play smoochy-face, strum the guitar, and eat cake with 'em.

That should do wonders for their popularity. The guy's a blood white albatross strapped around his party's neck by this point. He's whooping it up to try to bring the public around to his way of thinking, but every time he opens his mouth he ends up shoving Karl Rove's foot in it.

I think the people have had just about enough at this point. Every attempt he makes to foster support for him and his agenda pushes the Republican Party that much farther down into the muck. And you can bet the various candidates running this year know it.

Crazy King George, the 43rd pResident of the United States. A few bricks shy of a load. A couple sandwiches shy of a picnic. A few bats short of a belfry. Nor is he the sharpest tool in the shed.

Dumb as a whole pallet of stupid. Sharp as a marshmellow. Witty as a wiffle ball. Bright as a bag of kitty litter. Clever as cat vomit. Perceptive as a pancake.

Yup. That's our pResident. Hail to the Chief, or the great elephant scrotum pretending to be the Chief. Whatever shoe fits.

I hope he keeps yammering. It's SO good for us when he does.

:evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

1. The "Uh UUH uu....: President..always stammering and stuttering

Is his mental gears oiled?

The Poor thing, does he know how stupid he sounds? How he looks?

Is he BLIND?

[radfringe]

2. speeches long on rhetoric/spin - short on results

in other words - too little too late

I haven't had the time to really sit down and analyze the Q&A sessions, but a couple of quick read throughs have left me with the impression he didn't really answer any questions.

yeah, there was a question, and there was a response - but it was all spin, stock phrases, canned sound-bites and scripted cliches

sort of like asking him what "2 + 2" equals

and the answer is "Well, it's going to depend on circumstances under which you are doing the adding. If addition is required, then it would be one thing, but I listen to what the teachers have to say and take it into account.

Some say it would be wrong to add things. Adding the wrong things sends the wrong message. We're making progress, and that is a cummulative effect. But my mind is made up, we can't forget the lessons of September 11"

[izzie]

3. Think on this. He runs very well, he governs badly.

People seem to forget he does not do as he states he will. He can not give a yes and no answer and he does not tell the truth. But the voters sure want to think he is telling the truth. Just look at yesterday. He said he never wanted war yet every one who has come out of the WH high up said it started one day one. Some in the mock up to being President. A war was going to make this President one that got in OK and not with less of the votes than Gore. He was going to be a hero. Never did a thing right in his life so this he was going to be great at. He could hardly wait to get on horse and ride in. Will take this country 50 years to wash this 'stuff' off its shoes.