"Annoy a Liberal"

[KansDem]

Saw a bumpersticker yesterday. It read "Annoy a Liberal: Work hard and be happy"

Not quite sure what this meant, but I thought about other "annoy a liberal" bumperstickers guaranteed to annoy a conservative even more! Here is one such idea:

Annoy a Liberal
Start a war based on lies and
kill a lot of innocent people

Any other suggestions?

[SammyBlue]

1. Annoy a liberal: Hate American Freedoms!

Annoy a liberal: Mask oppression in religion!

Annoy a liberal: Create a state religion!

Annoy a liberal: Get government out of our lives and into our bedrooms where it belongs!

[johnnie]

2. How about

Annoy a Liberal
Think for yourself

[Coexist]

7. ???

[johnnie]

17. ?

[Beelzebud]

18. Umm...

Thinking for yourself would annoy a liberal?

Not this one...

[johnnie]

22. I meant it as a dig on conservatives

It is more tongue in cheek. If republicans were to think for themselves, they would probably end up a liberal. Sort of reverse psychology. I guess it is too obscure of a dig if I have to explain it..lol. Oh well, I am only on my first cup of coffee.

[Beelzebud]

23. LOL No worries. :)

It always takes me a few cups to fully wake up too. :)

[manic expression]

24. self delete n/t

[Chevy]

3. Annoy a Liberal

Tap their phone

[in_cog_ni_to]

4. They think we tree huggin', bleeding heart Liberals don't work

because we have compassion for others and support social programs for those in need. I LOVE your BS.

"ANNOY A LIBERAL"
DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION


ANNOY A LIBERAL
Steal elections with evoting machines

ANNOY A LIBERAL
Hate anyone who isn't blond, blue-eyed and WHITE

ANNOY A LIBERAL
LIE CHEAT AND STEAL


ANNOY A LIBERAL
Create the worlds largest deficit

[Sparkly]

9. Right -- this goes to the "lazy liberal" stereotype

as opposed to the "limousine liberal" stereotype.

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. They annoy me just by breathing. Do these idiots really think that

Liberals don't work? Do these morans actually think they are the only ones holding down a job and working hard? If that is the case, then why are the red states the largest recipients of Federal tax dollars while the blue states are the largest contributors? Riddle me that, you geniuses. My tolerance for these idiots is sinking as fast as Pinhead's poll numbers. :argh:

[monktonman]

8. Here, here. I second that riddle.

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. And while they're busy trying to wrap their pointy little heads around

that, maybe they can also explain why they never bother to think for themselves, but choose instead too spew BS about us from the likes of Sean InSannity and O'Liely and Pigbaugh et al. who btw wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. :rofl:

[petronius]

13. That's exactly what they think

Rush and Sean told them that liberals are funny-smelling, welfare-abusing, hippy-looking people who don't work, hate America, want to destroy religion, laugh when soldiers die, value insects more than children, and cheer for terrorist attacks. They heard it on the radio, so it must be true...

There are some thoughtful, intelligent conservatives out there, but their voices have been drowned out by the shallow-thinking fearful types who are unable to think critically, can't process any idea more complex than the he instructions on microwave macaroni, and need to be told what to think,what to buy, how to vote, what movies to watch, etc.

Unfortunately, I think our modern world is more geared to these short-attention-span knuckle-dragger types - it's easy to listen to a ranter on the radio or get a 20 second-sound bite from a talking head on Faux; becoming truly informed and thinking critically takes effort, and there is less and less incentive for and less and less importance given to making this effort.

[SammyWinstonJack]

16. Yes I know that, it just gets tiresome hearing their crap about us,

which like you said, is from the likes of Rush and Sean. They should be embarrassed and ashamed that they refuse to think for themselves, even if it's only just momentarily.

[Chevy]

6. Annoy a conservative

Support the constitution

[gratuitous]

10. Annoy a conservative

Balance the federal budget.

[Bluebear]

11. My, conservatives like to "annoy" people.

They own every conceivvble branch of governament, and yet they still want to "annoy" liberals? Don't they have some flies to pick wings off of or something?

[Mythsaje]

12. Annoy a Liberal

Put your fingers in your ears
and go "la-la-la-la-la-la-la."

[BuyingThyme]

15. Why are you liberals so angry?

[KansDem]

19. We're not...we're "annoyed"

:silly:

[Beelzebud]

20. Honestly it says a lot about them.

That their political goal is to "annoy" liberals, tells you how serious they take politics...

[Retired AF Dem]

21. Only one I have seen is

"Annoy a Liberal, buy a gun" All I know is I'm a liberal and have nothing against them, especially at this time in history.

[salin]

25. Annoy a Liberal

Support the destruction of the Constitution
in the name of "spreading Democracy"

[SofaKingLiberal]

26. Annoy a Liberal -Steal an election

[SofaKingLiberal]

27. Annoy a Liberal - Double the National Debt

[calmblueocean]

28. So excellent!

A great bumpersticker. I love it. We need more of this kind of thinking. :)

[SofaKingLiberal]

29. Annoy a Liberal -Strum while a city drowns

[TahitiNut]

30. "Annoy a Liberal: Keep Minorities in Their Place"

Ya might as well go right to the heart of liberalism. :shrug:

[SofaKingLiberal]

31. Annoy a Liberal - Send troops to war without armor.

[misternormal]

32. How to drive a neo-con crazy...

... read next post...

[misternormal]

34. How to drive a neo-con crazy...

... read previous post...

[salin]

36. *chuckle*

[ThoughtCriminal]

33. Annoy a Liberal - Be a Smarty - Come and Join the Nazi Party

Springtime for Hitler is in the Air!

[meow2u3]

35. Annoy a conservative --

Annoy a conservative
Tax billionaires out of their ill-gotten wealth