George Bush is no Yogi Berra!

[BEZERKO]

Both have a habit of tripping over their own tongues, thereby releasing some of the most ridiculous statements you can immagine.

Yogi Berra:

When a waitress asked Yogi "Do you want your pizza cut into 4 slices or 8?" he responded

"Four slices please, I don't think I could eat eight."

"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."

"This is like deja vu all over again."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it." -- When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

There are litteraly hundreds of them, just google Yogi Quotes. There is a cockeyed logic to Yogi's confounding statements that you eventually think, "Oh, ok, yeah, I see what he was saying."

Whereas everytime Bush opens his mouth and issues one of his "Bushisms," people all over the world say to themselves, "What the Hell was that?" and "He couldn't possibly be that stupid!" Sorry, but, um, they're wrong, George Bush is no Yogi Berra!

[delete_bush]

1. Yogi's great, but I think people all over the world do in fact

realize * is stupid. It's 35% of merkuns that haven't quite figured this out.

Berra's "the future ain't what it used to be" is spot on for the last 5 years of the Chimp.

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. bush is lazy both intellectually and emotionally. He just doesn't give

a rat's ass about anything save for himself. Pretty simple to understand. I don't necessarily think he is "stupid", I just think he doesn't care and doesn't have too. Lucky him. :sarcasm:

[Mythsaje]

2. He's not even a Yogi Bear...

Though he DOES seem to want to steal our pic-a-nic baskets.

:evilgrin:

[OneBlueSky]

4. Yogi is a national treasure . . . Bush is a national disgrace . . . n/t

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