How to prove Repub bribery: 5 easy steps

[lumberjack_jeff]

1) Form a defense lobbying firm. "Jeffco partners inc."
2) Sign Halliburton as a client. Defraud them of $1000.
3) Give a Democrat (Lieberman?) a $1000 bribe with the proceeds.
4) Plead guilty, and cooperate with the cops.
5) Tomorrow's headline: "Congress caught in bribe scandal - Jeffco, their clients and associates gave congresspeople $501,000 - $500,000 of which went to Republicans"

[baldguy]

1. That's not the headline

"Democrat Sen. caught in Bribe Scandal"

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. Maybe so. My theory is predicated on press laziness, not malevolence. n/t