Wonder Drug Inspires Deep, Unwavering Love Of...

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

...Pharmaceutical Companies

The Onion
March 6, 2006 | Issue 42•10

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46032

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Although many psychotropic drugs impart a generalized feeling of well-being, PharmAmorin is the first to induce and focus intense feelings of affection externally, toward for-profit drug makers. Pfizer representatives say that, if taken regularly, PharmAmorin can increase affection for and trust in its developers by as much as 96.5 percent.

"Out of a test group of 180, 172 study participants reported a dramatic rise in their passion for pharmaceutical companies," said Pfizer director of clinical research Suzanne Frost. "And 167 asked their doctors about a variety of prescription medications they had seen on TV."

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I know this is satire but I don't put this past Big Pharma--not in the least.

mj24

[northofdenali]

1. I forwarded this article to all and sundry.

Funny, but somehow I can see the lightbulbs going off in their CEO's pointy little heads.........

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

2. Spread the word, brother, spread the word. nt.