You mean to tell me that all I have to do to get a new car is to go on

[CatWoman]

food stamps???

Why was I not told about this sooner?????

Damn liberal media!!!

[Warpy]

1. Yeah, I didn't get the memo, either

I dragged my feet for years on the food stamp thing, even though I certainly qualified. To think I could have traded up from a 1990 Ranger that needs a brake job to a brand new Lexus if only I'd applied!

I inherited enough to be solvent for a couple of years, at least, and then the whole process will start again, unless SSD miraculously gets approved.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. No shit. I have AIDS and the best I could get from the gov...

...was to pay 15 dollars for my prescription co-pays when I was out of work.

[KittyWampus]

9. What about now? do you have a job (I hope)

cause not having job/money when you need your meds sounds very scarey.

[Warpy]

15. I was on 10 scripts 3 years ago.

I'm on four now, and I take only two of them every day.

I'm still alive, but I can't say I'm particularly enjoying it.

[Liberal Veteran]

17. Yeah..oddly enough...I work for a pharmaceutical company now.

So getting meds ain't a problem.

But thanks for asking. It is very frightening when you don't know how you are gonna get a supply of meds.

When my last job went to India (outsourcing...grr), I was able to get in on my boyfriend's insurance policy.

It was pricey, but better than the alternative.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. And if you have enough kids, you will enjoy a lifestyle that would...

...make Donald Trump envious.

Or so they tell me.

[CatWoman]

3. look at all those sweet kitties

:loveya:

[Liberal Veteran]

6. I like your torties...I almost adopted one last week.

The other half is standing firm that we can have no more kitties until the others are gone.

She was a real sweetie though, that cat. Her name was Nadia and she was 10 years old, but sooooo loving.

[CatWoman]

12. toss the other half, and get the cat

:D

[k_jerome]

4. you gotta put a private school bumper sticker on it. nt.

[countingbluecars]

7. Also, you must be rude

to grocery store cashiers.

[SoCalDem]

8. Darling, What color Lexus would you like?

Fur seats?? Boom Box on the dash??

[CatWoman]

13. BWAHAHAHA

boom box on the dash????

ROFL!!!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. Can I go for a ride in your new car?

Can I? Can I?
:rofl:

[madrchsod]

11. if i would have known that

i would have gotten rid of my crappy intrepid before i go back to work and lose my food stamps..oh well i just can`t catch a break!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. This news comes at just the right time for me

I'm in need of a new vehicle. I wasn't willing to do it before, I don't care for Cadillacs very much, but now that the new welfare car is a Lexus I'm considering it. :D

[PsN2Wind]

16. Damn "Welfare Queens"

We should demand that they "buy American". If they're too damn good for a Town Car or Escalade they should get a job.

sarcasm