You KNOW there's going to be an Osama sighting very soon....

[Gabi Hayes]

[varkam]

1. Or a terrorist threat.

Or a bump in the alert level. Or a Jessica Lynch.

[upi402]

2. sailing into a port near you

BushCo is ________________

[BuyingThyme]

What is his take on the ports?

And hunting falcons?

[Gabi Hayes]

3. safe and sound

[izzybeans]

4. Boo.

Booga Booga Booga

Okay somebody pass me the collection plate. I'll just grab a handful while nobody is looking.

[Mr_Spock]

5. Oh, is it time for me to yawn again?

Heck, even an attack that wasn't spectacular would be a yawn at this point.

I'm tired of this ass-clown.

[melody]

6. They have him in auto-defrost right now n/t

[AFFIRM]

7. Osama sighting?

yes yes yes ... Mr Bush is keeping Osama like a mushroom ... in the dark until ready for plucking.

Osama: Can I come out of hiding yet George?
Bush: well hell no man, my poll numbers aint low nuff yet
Osama: Why dont you raise another one of those terror alerts?
Bush: well osamie ... it seems the people dont buleeve in em no more
you just keep hiding there in Iran till I need ya hear?

[Gabi Hayes]

8. smokin' him out

[Nite Owl]

9. At this stage

it could backfire, just another reminder that he's still there. Same with a terror alert now after the port deal, just a reminder that he's nothing but a phoney.

I hope so anyway.

[LSK]

10. unless they forgot about the war on terra terra terrra again n/t

[spindrifter]

11. No. He's in an undisclosed location recording

his latest hits for iTunes distribution.

[Lilith Velkor]

12. Heyyy, that's the dude I saw with Elvis down at the Winn-Dixie!

:crazy:

[dave502d]

13. Too far gone for that.n/t