Say something nice about a freeper.

[SofaKingLiberal]

:popcorn:

[0007]

1. Your mother's mustache!

[wakeme2008]

5. Is bigger than Boltons

:rofl:

[land of the free]

31. Love that cartoon!

Um, now I have to say something nice, right?

Um, um, lemme see here... I know!

"They are very good drinkers. Kool-aid drinkers, that is."

[rzemanfl]

2. They are a constant reminder to use spell-check. n/t

[tnlefty]

48. And birth control!

Yep, the pill, a patch and an IUD just to be cautious.

[NMDemDist2]

3. a freeper or a Republican?

freeper: at least he bathed this week

Republican: is starting to wake up and see what has been done in his name and is getting mighty uncomfortable. Soon he'll be angry, then he'll be one of us! :bounce:

[Catchawave]

9. Ok, something nice about a Republican:

One fathered my 3 children :patriot:

[DesertRat]

41. Same here!

Fortunately all 3 of mine grew up to become Democrats! :kick:

[Critters2]

4. Nice tie!

Can I have some of your popcorn?

[HughBeaumont]

6. They're . . . one. . .OK. . . carbon-based form of life?

You . . . might have hope . . . buried WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY deep down . . . somewhere in the Marinas Trench of that buboni. . . er . . . bountiful heart?

[Upfront]

7. No

[petronius]

8. If you mix them with a little extra manure they make good fertilizer...

[benburch]

10. They usually bathe at least once a week.

And they often wear underwear less than three days old.

[roguevalley]

11. they don't live as long as dems. its so nice of them making room

for progressives. thanks!

[PVK]

12. They taste like chicken. n/t

[katinmn]

13. you can only improve!

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. They always seem to have a porta potty when you need one.

:thumbsup: and unoccupied to boot!

[Pharaoh]

15. Nope, can't think of a thing...

:freak: :beer:

[Burma Jones]

16. The Only Good Freeper is a ... well..... you know the rest

[Mikimouse]

17. They have given me a real appreciation for...

teeth!:evilgrin:

[Canuckistanian]

18. They keep General Foods in business

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

19. Thanks Freepers For Keeping The Dentistry Industry Alive!

[SofaKingLiberal]

22. No Way!!

You know a freeper that goes to the dentist?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

25. Nope. But Ain't A Liberal I Know That Wants To Look Like A Freeper LOL

Because of them, the slightest chip I get my ass runs to the dentist LOL

[zulchzulu]

20. Wow, nice Jesus dinner plate set!

Shopping Channel? Aw.....I knew it!

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

21. pointless

their heads are so far up the WH ass, they cannot hear anything nice said about them. A simple act of Futility.

[Kierkegaard]

23. Nice banjo...

[zulchzulu]

27. Hey, banjos are cool...

Freepers are too stupid to play musical instruments...at least that's been my experience.

[Kierkegaard]

38. Ever see Deliverance?

B-)

[hyphenate]

24. Okay

They keep us on our toes. That's as nice as I can get.

[Catherine Vincent]

26. Okay...

[LSparkle]

28. They vote

Civic participation is a good thing.

[leftofthedial]

29. I once knew a freeper who didn't have shit caked around his nostrils

at first.

[formercia]

30. They hab beautiful velvet paintings

on their trailer walls.

[leftstreet]

32. They're hardworking Americans trying to raise their families

In that respect, not much different than anyone else.
:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. ............

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[yellowdogmi]

34. They are like slinkies.

Mostly useless.
Fun to push down the stairs.
:evilgrin:

[A Simple Game]

37. Thanks, I have to remember that one. n/t

[CAG]

35. They buy nice yellow magnets to show their support for the 18 yo's

that they send into war to protect our oil under other peoples sand.

[misternormal]

36. Thinking......

:shrug:

[Just Me]

39. Ummmm,...hmpf,...they are able to repeat the same thing over and over,...

,...and never get bored? :shrug:

[BoneDaddy]

40. A good thing bout a freeper

They remind me constantly why I am a progressive liberal and to give thanks for it.

[lonestarnot]

42. Nope!

[rpgamerd00d]

43. OK, here is something nice about a freeper.

When they die, a disproportionate amount of air is freed up and returned to the world!

Heres to dead freepers! Yipee!

[Rowdyboy]

44. Their next incarnation will definitely be on a higher plane than this one

[Roxy66]

45. Back in the late 80's...one of my best friends was a Republican

We lost contact though....I would love to talk to him now.

[951-Riverside]

46. Some have breasts to make up for their lack of brains

...Which is a big plus for alot of men :D

:popcorn:

[proud patriot]

47. Well there is probably one in my neighborhood

and they have not vandalized my car and my bushochio has been on my porch
displayed proudly under a yellow ribbon and next to my support the troops
sign for 2 years w/o being stolen so that's good right ? :shrug:

[Amonester]

49. $DRAWOC

O8) (reverse) :evilgrin:

[oxymoron]

50. They have bigger vocabularies than most lemurs. (nt)

[Critters2]

53. Most

but not all

[LSK]

51. no

[mitchum]

52. They can feed hungry worms

[BuyingThyme]

54. I oppose the death penalty.

[upi402]

55. When I'm not in my right mind,

- my left mind gets pretty crowded.

[Marie26]

56. Something genuinely nice

The vast majority do care about America. They have a completely different (misguided) vision, but they care what happens to us as a nation. Contrast that to the cabal currently in power. I think the UAE ports deal really shows the extent to which Freepers will bail on Bush if they really feel he is hurting or endangering the country. Go Freepers! lol.

[Kerrytravelers]

57. They're smart enough to...

... oh, never mind. I can't think of one thing!

:freak: :crazy: :silly: :spank: :scared: :thumbsdown: :yoiks: :freak: :crazy: :silly: :spank: :scared: :thumbsdown: :yoiks: :freak: :crazy: :silly: :spank: :scared: :thumbsdown: :yoiks: :freak: :crazy: :silly: :spank: :scared: :thumbsdown: :yoiks: :freak: :crazy: :silly: :spank: :scared: :thumbsdown: :yoiks: :freak: :crazy: :silly: :spank: :scared: :thumbsdown: :yoiks: :freak: :crazy: :silly: :spank: :scared: :thumbsdown: :yoiks: :freak: :crazy: :silly: :spank: :scared: :thumbsdown: :yoiks:


OH! I HAVE ONE!

They have a great imagination if they think * is actually an ELECTED "president."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



They are a frightening breed, aren't they? :yoiks:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

58. something nice about a freeper.

There. *snicker*

[aden_nak]

59. They don't try to talk to me anymore.

[Rocknrule]

60. Something I say to my conservative dad

"There is still good in you, Father. The Republican Party hasn't driven it from you fully."

[WinkyDink]

61. No can do.

[progressivebydesign]

62. Some have good oral hygiene.

I'm just sayin'... odds are some of them brush regularly.

[Katherine Brengle]

63. Some are smart enough to bail on Bush, finally. n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

64. I'm friends with one.

She's actually pretty cool. We pretty much just agree to disagree. She apparently even went to the Freeper Ball in DC. Oddly enough, she's smart & articulate...works for Wildlife Conservation Society. The rest of them suck though.

[msgadget]

65. They're loyal,

some illogically so.

[Minnesota Libra]

66. Say something nice?? What? You want me to lie now? nt

[Faux pas]

67. We'll never have to worry about them being smarter than we are? n/t

[Raine]

68. Freepers can't help that they're stupid

that's what inbreeding does to you. :-(

[Skittles]

69. stupid f***ing ASSHOLES

I......ER.......sorry, I guess I flunked that order

[obxhead]

70. Lawsuit.....

:evilgrin: :popcorn: