I need a response

[ypsiguy]

I received an "I'd rather hunt with Dick than drive with Teddy" e-mail over the weekend, complete with a grinning Cheney holding a shotgun. Does anyone have something like a "I'd rather do anything than meet Laura ath a intersection" graphic that could be used as a response?

[catmandu57]

1. No, but,

It seems they want to make this into a talking point. The exact same wording appeared in a bitch column in the local rag.

[rpgamerd00d]

2. "I'd rather stain a blue dress than shoot my hunting partner."

[Evergreen Emerald]

3. it was in a letter to the editor in Seattle too.

whatever.

[madmom]

4. I just received an e-mail with a bumper sticker saying the same thing

my reply: Einstein's theory on infinity: the only thing that's infinite is the universe and stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

[genie_weenie]

5. The problem is the framing of the arguement

Of course, the Rethugigans are going to want to invoke Teddy, in their minds it "somehow" lessens the Cheney incident...

[rurallib]

6. How about

"I'd love to see you go hunting with Cheney, too".
On edit - here's my Cheney joke: The Mafia has replaced their old saying "He sleeps with the fishes" with the new saying "He hunts with the Cheney"

[benburch]

7. I'd rather die with Teddy than live with Dick. nt

[noamnety]

8. I'd rather have a current shooting investigated

than argue about a 30 year old accident, which has already gone through the court system. When does the Cheney case go to court?

[calmblueocean]

9. Just tell him he can save time...

... and shoot himself in the chest.