I Learned A Valuable Lesson Today In Case I Ever Commit A Crime.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

Whether it's robbery, a hit and run, murder, assault doesn't matter.

All I have to do is have my wife answer the door and say "I don't know anything about that", and the cops will go away.

Who knew it could be so easy?

[Sparkly]

1. Also, tell the authorities

"I'll tell you all about it in 14 hours." That seems to work.

[fooj]

2. No more RULE OF LAW to worry about...

That's for sure.

Peace.

[HuskerDU]

3. You can also say, 'That law was written in 1978. So I figured

I'd ignore it. It's a post 9/11 world ya know!'

Works for * every time.

[rusty_parts2001]

4. Make sure you're in Kenedy County, TX

[newyawker99]

11. Hi rusty_parts2001!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[NanceGreggs]

5. How many people sitting in prison tonight ...

... are slapping themselves in the forehead, yelling "DUH!!! Why didn't I THINK OF THAT?"

[MadMaddie]

6. The Sherrif said that he trusted the landowners....

and that he trusted them not to lie to him. He was sure they would tell him the truth of what happend.

What the hell?

:wtf:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

7. Hey, Perfect! My Wife Is Super Trustworthy Too!!!!

I'm soooooooo in the clear if I ever commit a crime...

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

9. HOLES Within HOLES Within HOLES

Come on guys! All of us here know what's going on. Doesn't take a rocket scientist. Although unfortunately we're in the minority. Most of this country is filled with such pathetic idiots that stories like this are understandable to them.

For me, it's clear. This is not a legitimate police department. The ranch is run by rich, corrupt, evil repub big wigs. The guests are the same. They're untouchable. The sheriff is friends with them. He's probably on the repub payroll for god's sake.

I mean really folks. We can't even get people in congress to stand up to these bastards, what makes you think a sheriff buddy in small town Texas is going to investigate something like this?

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

8. You'll Need A Private Ranch Also

Need to be behind closed gates, in a community that has like 1 officer on duty at a time. That way, you can just tell the gatekeeper that you're asleep, and can't be bothered. The deputy won't be able to mount an offensive, and he'll just go home and wait until morning.

Besides, it's not like you shot anybody.

[McCamy Taylor]

10. "Forget about it Jake. It's Chinatown" Moral: be rich and in Texas.