OMFG!!! VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE

[BlueEyedSon]

I just heard that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE. Is it true that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE?

[rpgamerd00d]

1. No! VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE, CHEST AND NECK!

:rofl:

[BlueEyedSon]

6. Oh. Thanks for the correction that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE

FACE, CHEST AND NECK.

[seabeyond]

8. lol lol FUCK RIGHT CORRECTION IS 78 YR OLD MAN IN FACE

CHEST AND NECK AND I HEAR ALL THE WAY TO THE LIVER

[havocmom]

18. POSSIBLY SHOT MAN IN HIS LIVER TOO!

but he missed the onions, and maybe the quail. Hey, did we hear if he got the quail he claims he was shooting at?

[lady lib]

LOL!!!!!!

:rofl:

[shain from kane]

43. Did the doctors have to remove bits and pieces of the quail

from Whittington's face, neck, chest, heart, or liver? There's always the chance for contamination from another species. Now this here part is animal, but this part here is human. What is this thing? Add it to Cheney's trophy case. Let's hope the quail isn't carrying bird flu.

[havocmom]

49. Was concerned about that too. He had just picked up a kill...

At the very least, there would be god knows what sort of cooties on his clothes that would be send into his heart. If the shot went through a bird he was toting...
Well, at least it was a domestically raised caged bird and not a wild thing. That might cut down on some of the possible contaminants.

Bet the man is on some of the world's best antibiotics.

[AuntiBush]

42. OMG: VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE, CHEST AND NECK

Shew. I might have missed that significant newsworthy piece that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE, CHEST AND NECK!

So just to get this right, VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE, CHEST AND NECK!

Please, correct me if I misquoted, misspelled, or gave wrong information that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE, CHEST AND NECK!

[Mr_Spock]

54. Yes, Dickeypoo BLASTED a 78 year old man with a SHOTGUN!!

Yes, he's an asshat.

[T Roosevelt]

2. Yes it's true!!! Unbelievably true!!!

VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE!

[underpants]

3. I'll have to google that one

sounds interesting

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[lonestarnot]

4. nah just a rumor, now move along.

[mac56]

5. sshhhhh...

There are SO MANY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO THINK ABOUT than the fact that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE.

[Arugula Latte]

60. Yes, this administration is moving on to the important work that the

American People want them to do and not focusing on the fact that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE.

[Viking12]

7. THIS IS HUGH!!! SERIESLY!!!!!!

[BlueEyedSon]

16. Hey, don't mock me... it's not like im a moran!

[myrna minx]

19. Ewe, like the press core and Paul Pot , have no morels!

:rofl:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

9. NO, NO, NO - THAT'S ALL WRONG.........

HE SHOT A REALLY, REALLY OLD RIGHTIE LAWYER IN THE FACE.

I'm fine, thanks. But, whew. It was a close call.

[havocmom]

21. LOL Told you not to play with those bad boys!

:rofl:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

40. You were right,

but, in that setting sun, I didn't know they were boys ...........

Here - one for you, too, before Winter ends (how's the weather up there?):

[havocmom]

41. Finally cold. -1 this AM. If this keeps up, the grass may stop growing

But, no, we are not buying into that global warming woo-woo scare stuff ;)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

45. Check it out here in Northern Virginia:

Sixty and sunny yesterday.

Sixty-four expected today.

Icy rain and in the thirties by the weekend.

You're right - that global warming crap is nonsense.

;)

[myrna minx]

10. Was VP Cheney with a Swiss mistress when he shot a 78 year old man

in the face?

[BlueEyedSon]

22. He was with this?

[myrna minx]

27. Cheney prefers the mini marshmallows. They make his

gout infested toes curl, if you know what I mean. :rofl:

[Webster Green]

11. Not shot, he was peppered...

Some kind of kid's toy pellet gun or something. No biggie.

[BlueEyedSon]

17. Seasoned to within an inch of his life, I'm told..... nt

[BlueEyedSon]

30. UPDATE: He was... wait for it.... A-SALTED!

[Pool Hall Ace]

47. In the paper I read, it said V.P. Cheney sprayed a man

It was just a shower, see.

[BlueEyedSon]

58. Silly-string?

[Pool Hall Ace]

69. I was thinking maybe golden shower, but you could be on to something.

:D

[DarienComp]

12. Indeed...

Vice-President DICK CHENEY... SHOT... a 78 YEAR OLD MAN... in the FACE.

[MadisonProgressive]

13. He shot him real good too!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

14. Funny ! Actually talked to a friend yesterday that didn't know about

it ! I was shocked. I can't imagine a life where people don't know or don't care what's going on in the world. And her husband has been in Iraq and will go back soon. Jeesh...

[Connie_Corleone]

15. VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE HEART!!

[Twist_U_Up]

20. VP Cheney SHOT a man in the Face,Neck ,Heart and Liver

[Connie_Corleone]

25. And ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[BlueEyedSon]

26. (slurp, slurp, slurp....)

[txindy]

23. One more time: It is on Double Super Secret background.

The fact that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE, that is. We can't have everyone running around stating the undeniable fact that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE . It's on the hush-hush that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE . What would the world think of us if they knew that VP CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE ?

[Cooley Hurd]

24. VP Cheney shot a 78 year old man IN THE FACE WHILE DRUNK!

Please edit your subject line. Thank you. ;) :rofl:

[Burried News]

28. A senior member of the unitary executive can fire on whoever he wants.

That's whut Murica is all about dadgumit.

[Viking12]

29. In post-9/11 world anything can happen.

[IntravenousDemilo]

31. Or to paraphrase Ben Marble,

"Go fuck yourself, Mr Cheney! Go fuck yourself for having SHOT A 78-YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE, NECK, CHEST, HEART, AND POSSIBLY LIVER, you asshole!"

This hasn't been a really good 12 months for Tumbledown Dick, has it?

[FearofFutility]

32. You don't have the whole story

A DRUNK DICK CHENEY, WHILE ON A WEEKEND GETAWAY WITH HIS MISTRESS, SHOT A 78-YEAR-OLD LAWYER IN THE FACE CAUSING THE MAN TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK. THE MAN REMAINS IN ICU, BUT ONLY FOR "PRIVACY" REASONS.

[LiberalEsto]

39. AND he hid from the cops

and refused to talk to law enforcement until the next day, after he'd sobered up after SHOOTING A 78-YEAR-OLD MAN IN THE FACE, NECK, CHEST, HEART AND LIVER which caused the man to have a HEART ATTACK. (I think this is called OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.)

[havocmom]

33. In related news, bush administration reveals new Social Security plan

The new program is said to be a solution to growing concern about looming crisis as huge numbers of baby boomer's stop paying into the system and expect benefits to be paid to them...

[Ready4Change]

34. WHY AREN'T THEY QUESTIONING THE QUAIL!?!?!?

It's all the QUAILS fault! If they were out there in the field, being luringly clipped winged and all vulnerable, Cheney and his Hunting Party wouldn't have to be out there with shotguns clearing the brush of their pestilence!

It's ALL the QUAILS FAULT!!!

[babylonsister]

35. The horror! He actually SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN THE FACE?

And I thought it was just in the heart!

[RandomKoolzip]

36. YEah, but CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB FROM AN INTERN!!!!!

I think we all know which is the greater crime. :eyes:

[BlueEyedSon]

37. When Clinton shot someone in the face, she didn't end up in the ICU!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

38. OK, THAT'S IT!

I love you.

You have earned The PussyCat:

[Catchawave]

48. OMG! That's great !

Thankyouverymuch :)

[lapfog_1]

51. NO, NO, NO... Clenis only SPRAYED his victim in the face...

there wasn't the "peppering" that accompanied the victim of the Cheney misfire.

[Arugula Latte]

61. Yes, but the blue dress was a goner.

Oh gawd, you're gonna make me cough up a lung!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BlueEyedSon]

64. Really? SOMEONE thought it could be "saved".....!

[rniel]

44. YES AND HE WAS SHOT RIGHT IN THE FACE

n/m

[mikelewis]

46. Cheney is a Dick....

Serially, he's a Hugh Fat Dick who shot his freind in the Face and heart.

[Gregorian]

50. AND STILL NO WMD'S.

It was the oil that made him do it.

In your face, Dick.

[mattclearing]

52. Greatest Thread Ever. n/t

[KansDem]

53. You're all wrong! "78 year-old man jumps in front of Cheney's shotgun"

Isn't that the "new truth?"

[txindy]

56. Could be.

Maybe they should test Harry for steroids. No other 78 year old man could be spry enough to leap into Darth's line of fire from that distance. He must've used performance-enhancing drugs!

:rofl:

[Leopolds Ghost]

72. I wouldn't characterize it as "Jumps"... his wings were clipped n/t

[JVS]

55. This is so weird that I've taped the Daily show since monday

[BlueEyedSon]

57. Well go watch it then!

[JVS]

59. i've seem them, it's just that I wanted to save the episodes

[BlueEyedSon]

62. 8^)

[brainshrub]

63. OMFG111 THIS IS HUGH!!111 SEROUSLY!!!11111

K&R

[malmapus]

65. VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY SHOT A 78 YEAR OLD MAN IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE

DESCRIBED AS....HIS FACE

[MadisonProgressive]

70. That was a classic line!

[RobertSeattle]

66. Cheney just CLASSIFIED the whole incident

I can't talk about it anymore, else I'd have to kill ya.

[Swamp Rat]

67. Naw, it was a very large quail!

:D

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

68. Again?

:shrug:

[Leopolds Ghost]

71. And Now For Something Completely Different: A Lesson In How NOT To Be Seen

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Cheney will now give you a demonstration in how NOT to be seen.

Do you see that Iraqi dictator over there, Mr. Hussein? Mr. Hussein, please stand up and wave for the audience.

**BOOM**

You now have your first lesson in how NOT to be seen: Don't Stand Up.

Behind this hedge we have a secret CIA Agent, Valerie Plame. Ms. Plame has learned the first lesson in how NOT to be seen. However, she has chosen a very poor hiding place.

**BOOM**

Behind these trees are hidden a great deal of munitions, some of them Weapons of Mass Destruction, concealed by foreigners, many of them Iranian. You may notice that the Iranians have learned how NOT to be seen. Their Weapons of Mass Destruction are completely invisible to American observation. Therefore Mr. Cheney will now reveal the Weapons by blowing up the forest.

**BOOM** **BOOM** **KA-BOOM** **CRAK** **BOOM** **BOOM** **BOOM**

Wow! What a display of pyrotechnics! Unfortunately, the Weapons of Mass Destruction were completely destroyed.

And now, I, the announcer, will walk up behind Mr. Cheney while he is hunting, and interview him on the subject of how *NOT* to be seen.

**BOOM**

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