Caption this Abramoff pic...

[sabra]

[shaniqua6392]

1. I wore black today

and I still look like a big fat pig.

[Beetwasher]

2. Where is Carmen SanDiego?

:shrug:

[txindy]

9. ROFL!

:rofl:

[ohio_liberal]

3. OMG, he's wearing his 'Inspector Gadget' suit

:rofl:

[flordehinojos]

4. bullet proof attire--mafiosi style--just like bush

machine gun under the coat ?

[goclark]

7. The Godfather, vest and all

He needs to have a bullet proof shield all around his body.

[madeline_con]

26. Next month, he tries the "Vinnie the Chin" defense...

and shows up in his bathrobe feigning insanity.

[flordehinojos]

29. YES!!!

IT IS THE SAME WITH ALL THESE MAFIOSI FIGURES.

[Walt Starr]

5. Jack (The Bagman) Abramoff leaves the court after peading guilty

to organized crime.

[Straight Shooter]

6. Thaaat's right. I'm baaaaad to the bone.

(You mean to tell me that people paid millions to someone who plays dress-up as comical as bush?)

edit: my apostrophe escaped, LOL.

[txindy]

8. Look at me, I'm Truman Capote!

[SoCalDem]

10. reminds me of :

[MidwestTransplant]

20. Is that photo shopped?

That is way too funny.

[Kingshakabobo]

22. Unfortunately, no, it's not photo shopped. That is our dear leader. n/t

[MidwestTransplant]

25. It looks like he is going to a taping of Project Runway

http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/

[SoCalDem]

28. It';s real...no need to photoshop our presnit

:)

[underpants]

11. Just in case he might fall in some water he wore his flotation vest

Tubby!

[BushOut06]

12. Coming soon to HBO...the "Abramoffs"

Bears a striking resemblance to Tony Soprano, doesn't he? We could get Robert DeNiro to play his character in the inevitable movie.

[Jara sang]

13. Jack, advise from your lawyer, stop stuffing your coat with wads of cash.

Oh, that's not money? That's fat? I'm sorry, I merely assumed.

[sinkingfeeling]

14. Growing up Gotti!

[DoYouEverWonder]

15. He's got that

I'm so fucked look on his face.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving schmuck.

[NoAmericanTaliban]

16. Hey little girl - want to see my pride & joy....

[NoAmericanTaliban]

17. Mister..do you need a watch?

[Sadie5]

18. Just look at his tummy

Fat a$$

[Hubert Flottz]

19. "I know I've seen that face before, big Jim was sayin' to himself

Well maybe down in Mexico, or a picture upon somebody's shelf..."

[Sydnie]

21. Who is the woman with the Indian logo on her jacket

behind them in the picture? Interesting ....

This is what the Trench Coat Mafia is when they have money. They don't attack a school, they attack a country.

[txindy]

24. I think that's a Washington Redskins jacket.

Although I could be wrong.

[underpants]

23. Ssshhwwweeee ssshhhwwweee (thighs rubbing together)

:rofl:

[EST]

27. I wouldn't be in this mess if only

I'd spent it all on wine, women, and song... and blue dresses.

[Rob H.]

30. Looks kinda like this guy

...minus the round glasses, of course.

[HR_Pufnstuf]

31. He thinks he's a gangsta.

But he's just another wanksta.

[sabra]

35. LOL - good one

[Oilwellian]

32. He looks rather ashen

Did you see his quote in the WaPo article?

Appearing crestfallen and speaking softly in U.S. District Court in Washington early this afternoon, Abramoff, 46, expressed "profound regret" for what he called his "multitude of mistakes" in a career that once brought him to the pinnacle of power and influence among Washington lobbyists. After pleading guilty to charges of conspiracy, mail fraud and tax evasion, he told U.S. District Judge Ellen S. Huvelle that he would spend "all my remaining days" seeking "forgiveness from the Almighty.":eyes:

[paparush]

33. His Lawyer's Saying -

"For god's sake man! Quit playing with your d*ck!"

[annabanana]

34. Judge Doom; (Roger Rabbit)

[dryan]

36. Where is Carson....

from the Fab Five when I need him?

[berni_mccoy]

37. "I haven't gained weight... that's just my kevlar underwear."

I hope they are protecting him...

[PretzelWarrior]

38. Does this body armor make me look fat?

another one:

Abrahamoff ponders suicide by government assassination he has just committed.