Tweety: Andrea Mitchell looks like she got a shotgun-facial...

[goodboy]

sorry..

oh, and I do hereby copyright the phrase "Shotgun-Facial" all rights reserved.

[rusty_parts2001]

1. Operation CYA Courtesy of Mrs. Greenspan

Chief Apologist Andrea Mitchell blows off the incident as minor involving a "peppering of birdshot. Sounds like a condiment, not a shooting.

[goodboy]

5. or a "spray" like a spa treatment,. They did say that Harry was

having a great time in ICU, joking about getting shot in the face...

[spanone]

16. Yea, the ICU unit is a total rad blast. So much fun!! Screw Disneyworld

[gimama]

2. Tweety's SCOOP..the "ambassador was the other hunter"..

he doesn't seem to recognize what was just said by the CC reporter!

[BurtWorm]

3. Her husband's losing power makes her break out.

:shrug:

[goodboy]

9. LMAO! Those pockmarks are deeeeeep though. Maybe a 12ga?

[Inland]

14. What he's losing in power he's making up in speaking arrangements.

Hopefully, he can be more interesting than his appearences before Congress.

[bigdarryl]

4. Andrea Mitchell

She's making excuses for the Cheney incident. will we EVER! see this Administration accountable for anything.can you imagine if this was Clinton shooting someone on a hunting trip what the media would be saying. another thing when have you ever heard a person being shot and no one calls the local authorities.

[malaise]

6. That's the line up today

It's Harry's fault says Alan Simpson.:puke: :puke:

[49jim]

7. When is everyone going to

realize that they play by a different set of rules!

[acmejack]

10. And which rules would those be?

other than the golden rule, that is.

[goodboy]

8. I just heard that Dick and the po-po "worked something out"

[linazelle]

13. The Secret Service wouldn't allow the police to interview Cheney.

Can you imagine?

There is no law for these people.

[The Backlash Cometh]

15. Wonderful. They get to ask Clinton if he got a blow-job, but we can't

get close enough to Cheney to find out if he's drunk after he shoots somebody.

It must be good to be a Republican white man.

[Javaman]

11. Sorry but the Simpsons beat you to it.

The episode where Homer wants to be an inventor. He devolopes a shot gun that you can load make-up into, thus shooting it at a womans face, creating a...shot-gun facial.

Sorry. Great minds do think alike. :)

[chaumont58]

12. Someone I used to know would have said she put her makeup on.....

with a gunite machine.