The * Administartions Top Ten Reasons Why Cheney Shot his Friend

[KurtNYC]

And now...

The Bush Adminstration's Top Ten Reasons Why Dick Cheney Shot his Friend

#10 The friend found Cheney's bestest secret hiding place and threatened to tell

#9 "...(shot a man in Texas) just to watch him die..."

#8 Faulty intelligence

#7 To prove just how much he is against gun control!

#6 To keep him from acquiring WMD

#5 Peer pressure

#4 Clinton

#3 He used to avoid shooting his friends but 911 changed everything

#2 Karl Rove thought is would distract the press from domestic spying, Iraq, the price of oil, Valerie Plame, Tom Delay, Jack Abramoff, Katrina, sagging poll numbers, impeachment, etc. etc.

#1 "Because you can't distinguish between" ...Harry Whittington... "and Osama bin Laden in the War on Terror"

[tyedyeto]

1. "I didn't shoot him on purpose...

the Clenis made me do it"

:rofl:

[ugarte]

2. Always attacking the wrong people

Pretty much the story of this pathetic administration.

[BlueEyedSon]

3. 'Hey, it's only "friendly fire"....'

[liberal N proud]

4. The layer told Cheney he was screwed on the Scooter case

[havocmom]

5. And it is keeping the 60 Minutes piece on all the missing $$ in Iraq

off page one across America.

[TerdlowSmedley]

6. Hillary Clinton's anger clouded his thinking.

[Rhiannon12866]

7. I'm sure that this excuse is posted somewhere on FR.

I can't wait to hear what David Letterman does with this, though it looks as if all the best jokes are already taken...:eyes: