Hope this pic works.....If so, arrrghhgh, My Eyes, My Eyes!

[AnnInLa]

[Skidmore]

1. Who publishes that thing?

I thought the black R group was made up of a bunch of white guys. Am I remembering this correctly?

[dysfunctional press]

27. the same folks who publish Geriatric Snowboarder & Intelligent Freeper

but who BUYS it...? i'd be interested in their circulation numbers

[BurtWorm]

42. Condi IS the Black Republican.

She publishes a magazine for herself?

[berner59]

2. Are those the only 3 issues...

they actually sell?? What could be the subscription number?? How could it even pay for the printing of this??

[MrBenchley]

19. They only needed to print three copies....

and they had to bribe Armstrong Williams to take one of them.....

[Orsino]

55. ...of three pages each...

...counting the ads.

[liberal N proud]

3. So what is the publication numbers for such a magazine?

100 - 500? MAX!
:puke: for the picture of evil.

[EFerrari]

4. Both of their subscribes might enjoy this issue!

:rofl:

[The Backlash Cometh]

5. Is she really that white? Or has that picture been touched up?

[Surya Gayatri]

20. Maybe she's been using

Jacko's dermatologist! Looks like a bleach job to me--either that or she's got SOME pancake make-up! SG

:rofl:

[Rufus T. Firefly]

32. I'd say touch up.

They fixed the gap between the front teeth, too.

[buff2]

40. That pic has been photo shopped

Her skin isn't that flawless....her face is peppered with freckles and she is way darker than that. Funny how they are trying to make her white,isn't it?

[Maru Kitteh]

45. Holy somkes you're right.

any bets on how many white people work at that magazine? 80-85%?

[Dhalgren]

6. Wow! That's a great picture of Laura...

[Skidmore]

7. Check this out.

http://www.nationalblackrepublicans.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=pages.BlackGOP&x=2831480

[Dunvegan]

12. EXCUSE ME? This site says that MLK was a Black Republican?????

Oh, gimme a break, whydoncha...ack.

[buff2]

39. Gee.....I wonder if Coretta knew her husband was a repuke?

And to think she fought for the Democratic issues all her life. And she didn't know what her husband's politics were? Oh,I'm so sure! Just think,the FReeptards will be all over this.I think it's a disgrace to sully Martin's reputation when he can't defend himself.

What a lying rag that magazine is. NO PHUCKIN WAY was Martin a repuke. That's all these rightwing nuts can do is trash other people's reputations. God,they are so despicable.NONE of the issues he believed in and fought for are repuke issues. That's how stupid these people are who wrote that bu$hit. Of course the FReeptard mentality will eat this shit up. :puke:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

49. They must be latching on to the technicality

That most southern blacks were Republicans due to Lincoln.

MLK would be as disgusted as most blacks are of the post-Civil Rights Movement version of the GOP.

[ovidsen]

26. Black Republicans: Illiteracy rules?

So I checked out the "National Black Republicans" website, clicked on the picture of Martin Luther King, Jr., and learned that, among other things...

"He was awarded the 1964 Noble Peace Prize for his efforts..."

Okay, now my eyes REALLY hurt.

[madinmaryland]

8. Next month they will feature Alan Keyes!

:evilgrin:

[Dunvegan]

9. Repeat: NO Condi Pix...

...BEFORE breakfast!

Actually, thanks for that. Wonder if their money for publishing comes from some Neocon slush fund...ummm, because with 98% (+/- 2% error) of African-Americans totally opposed to Dubya, I imagine their subscription base is smaller than dubya's IQ.[]

[Atman]

18. OMG! Awesome postage stamp! BRILLIANT!

Are you selling them, or have a link to who does?

[meegbear]

10. Bet this'll outsell "Gay Left Handed Knitters Monthly" for sure

:rofl:

[Dunvegan]

14. Make that "Gay REPUBLICAN Left-Handed Knitters"...and you'll

...easily get a big, fat Neocon think-tank slush fund to back you.

[leeroysphitz]

11. "BY THEIR FRUITS, YE SHALL KNOW THEM"...

Yeah, do they mean record surpluses and sustained economic growth? Or perhaps they refer to shrinking deficits and crime rates.
Maybe they refer to REAL foiled terror plots and actuall CONVICTIONS of terrorists.

WOW. I would never have expected such a conservative sounding magazine to print such a glowingly positive article about democrats, he he he.

[SammyWinstonJack]

21. !

:thumbsup:

[hootinholler]

35. I thought it was a dig at Barney Frank!

Before you kill me, I admire Barney tremendously, but, that's what fruits would mean to these people.

-Hoot

[BushOut06]

13. I wonder what that magazine's circulation rate is

And why would anyone want to associate themselves with a political party knowing full well that the majority of your fellow GOPhers hate you simply because of the color of your skin? We had something similiar here in Orlando a few months ago, when the head of the local NAACP announced he was joining the Repug party. He said that his decision had nothing to do with their ideology, but that it was solely business-related. I wonder if he knows that his "business partners" are probably making racist jokes about him once he is out of earshot?

Same thing puzzles me about the Log Cabin Republicans.

[leeroysphitz]

17. "out of earshot"

If they wait THAT long...

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

25. Bet this is a Rove idea

Show a slickly printed magazine, and some will assume that there are actually black republicans out there buying it.

[rucky]

15. They fixed her teeth.

:LOL:

[Atman]

16. That photo shows their entire press run...

The Black Republican? :rofl:

[BushOut06]

22. It is rather telling how they tout their black republicans

It's almost as if they're like "See, there are a few black Republicans". They love to trot out JC Watts, Colin Powell, Alan Keyes, and, ...hmmm...err....there must be a few others, but I can't think of them.

It's kind of like that conservative who says "I'm not racist, I have some black friends". South Park hit it dead on when they introduced Token as a character.

[zbdent]

23. The title is soooo fitting - THE Black Republican

Bet most of the "readers" feel that they ARE the (only) black repuke . . .

Like all those NFL players saying "THE Ohio State University" . . .

[CrazyOrangeCat]

24. Seriously folks . . .

. . . what could the subscription rate be???

I'd love to find out. Indeed, I'll bet this is underwritten by a bunch of fat, evil, white guys.

Like that Limpballs pig.


And . . . MLK a repuke??? Has reality ceased to exist??? This is almost too much to ponder before the second cuppa . . .

[Atman]

29. It is probably given away free, and/or distributed in bulk

No way they sell enough of these to pay for the printing costs. NO WAY.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

31. Yeah . . . definitely a freebie. n/t

[madrchsod]

28. this is wrong on so many levels

it`s really hard to know where to start....

[FSogol]

30. What will they do in month 5

when they have already featured all the black republicans?

[Atman]

33. Look who is the Chairman...Francis RICE...

http://www.nationalblackrepublicans.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=pages.ChairsCorner&x=2979349

Any connection? Time to unleash the Google Brigades!

On Edit: Just a happy, funny coincidence, it appears. No relation.

[Atman]

34. Oh...and 5 points off for ragging on her hairdo!

:rofl:





Oops...does that :rofl: count?

[Atman]

38. Hey, she's a PLAGIARIST, too!

http://www.veniceflorida.com/features/falsegroundswell.htm

[Atman]

36. NBRA "in turmoil"

It seems that the entire board resigned after Bush's response to Katrina! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://lashawnbarber.com/archives/2005/09/13/shakeup/

[BushOut06]

37. Notice how they have to stretch way back to the pre-Civil War era

http://www.nationalblackrepublicans.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=pages.BlackGOP&x=7021380

Notice how many of the black Republicans they are touting are from wayyyyy back - Frederick Douglas, Harriet Tubman, Booker T Washington, Sojourner Truth to name a few. You know they're desperate for self-validation when they have to do that.

Also, Denzel Washington is a repug? Does this mean I can't like his movies any more? ;)

[Nothing Without Hope]

41. ***I think THESE Condi photos really show the INNER WOMAN:

They're from a photoshopping contest last year to graphically show why Condi looks so pissed in that famous photo:



THere are still some others left at the site - caution, extremely long file:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=887447

edited to add: I do think she makes a handsome Klingon, but that wouldn't actually work since they have a code of honor.

[Chi-Town Exile]

53. Condi makes a great Klingon!

Maybe she can get a gig as one in the next Star Trek movie ... she's going to need some work after Bush and his entire administration gets thrown out on their collective asses! (A girl can dream, can't she?)

[Wafture]

54. this goes good with the Star Trek Condi

[Sammy Pepys]

43. So what?

C'mon, there are bound to be black, hispanic, gay, yellow, red, brown, purple and green republicans out there. Is that really all that shocking?

[Maru Kitteh]

44. That magazine probably has what 30 subscribers or so?

That must be a tough one to write for. So very little material to work with. Same articles over and over and over and over.

[meisje]

46. Someone please photoshop Gannon and call it Gay Republican

Jeff Gannon:
Most
Power-Bottoms
in one Evening

[leftofthedial]

47. wow a magazine with circulation of 5.

[ET Awful]

48. Those three copies you see in the picture . . .

that's the entire production run.

[Dunvegan]

50. Next Up: The PajamaMedia 2006 Nude Calendar...

...because they already have a freebie: Mr. July ("You-lie") is "covered" by using old Gannon pix gratis off the net.

[FormerRepublican]

51. Notice they call it "THE Black Republican." Why? Because they...

...only have one.

[Nutmegger]

52. No! NO!!! TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAY!!!

Everytime I see her I'm reminded of her saying "mushroom cloud".

Her hair must have gotten in a "mushroom cloud" situation. UGH!