How will Idiot Son justify not sending in GROUND TROOPS to Iran?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

How will Little Lord Pissypants get around "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BOMB IRAQ" and "WHY AREN'T WE OCCUPYING IRAN AND BRINGING LIBERTY TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE" questions when he fails to send in troops to Iran (because we don't have any)?

[Kerrytravelers]

1. SMART BOMBS! TERRA TERRA TERRA! SHINY THINGS!

Problem solved. :mad:

[Proud2BAmurkin]

2. Won't people wonder why he decided that 3000 dead soldiers later?

:shrug:

[Kerrytravelers]

3. Oh, you are assuming the people will THINK.

:wow:

I just assumed it would be business as usual around the old US of A

[Rocknrule]

4. "It's all part of his brilliant strategy to fight terra"

Just like saying "Bring it on" and attacking a country that had nothing to do with 9/11.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. Infringement on Monsanto patents? Slant drilling into Iraq?? Late

on their VISA payments?? Cartoons depicting Jesus as a man opposed to warmaking for fun and profit?? Lotsa brush in Iran that needs nuculear clearing??

[Innocent Smith]

6. Israel

If something does happen I'm expecting something similar to what happend with Iraq 25 years. Israel hit them with a bombing run to take out their nuclear facility. Unlike Iraq though - Iran could close the Strait.