What will be Bush's excuse for not leaving office in 2008?

[Bill Bored]

Sure there could be some martial law thing, or a nuQler 9/11, or the flu, or a hangnail, but what else can be done without a Constitutional amendment? Anything?

Anyone got any ideas for Sammy Alito to work on?

They must have something planned.

[Auntie Bush]

1. He signed an executive order saying in the name of national security

he can cancel the election. Wouldn't put it past him and with Godzilla as AG and the courts stacked anything can be legal.

[CarbonDate]

2. Well, his term won't be over, for one thing....

...that happens in 2009 ;).

[Bill Bored]

6. Yes '09, but he'd have to run for reelection in '08.

There could of course be another puppet installed, but suppose something could be arranged with the Electoral College in all those Red states? How many of them actually allow one person one vote in their state Constitutions? How many Blue states do for that matter?
I don't know the answers but since the US Constitution contains no right to vote for POTUS, it could be a gray area.

Just noticed another thread about this too, independently created. That's scary.

[DemInDistress]

3. The crash of the US economy...depression greater than the

1929 stock market crash..long food lines, massive unemployment, vicious crime waves, no I don't see another federal election in our future for as long as oil is king..The GOP never has this much power..POTUS,VP.Senate
HOUSE,SCOTUS.,we are in deep shit !!! Only a revolution can get it back, I'm ready I'm in NYC and mad as hell.

[Dr.Phool]

4. Well you know that stuff in the constitution is not binding

They're just suggestions. Gonzo told me all about it. And when I asked Harriet, and 4 judges on the Supreme Court and they agreed. Sam Alito even wrote a secret report to the Federalist Society explaining it all.

[leftstreet]

5. I'd bet he can't wait to leave.

Go back to the ranch.
Clear brush.
Do some fishing.
Get high.

It's the crime syndicate controlling him making all these decisions. He had a hard enough time understanding My Pet Goat. I doubt he's even read the Patriot Act.

George doesn't know wtf is going on.

[rodeodance]

7. Jr can't wait to leave.

[laheina]

12. He's obviously not the brains of the operation

but why ruin a good thing? It's hard to find good help these days. :sarcasm:

[FreedomAngel82]

8. They'll force him to leave and get someone else

They need fresh blood since other people aren't buying his act anymore. Right now I'm suspecting Allen or McCain. They're the one's doing all the ass kissing lately.

[Virginian]

9. I think they will tap Allen. McCain has a mind of his own.

They can trust Allen to do exactly what they tell him.

But remember, this is the same George Allen that tried to stir up a race riot in high school. The California boy who waved a confederate flag and had the flag and a hang man's noose in his Virginia law office. We can't trust him. Real Virginians don't wear cowboy boots.

[thatsrightimirish]

10. He'll have to eat

Laura's cooking again

[TahitiNut]

11. Martyrdom.

:shrug:

[KT2000]

13. he will change addition and

subtraction. Four * years will equal 10 in the old numerical method. We mustt follow him as he shreds all of civilization.

[Punkingal]

14. God told him to stay.

Just like God put him in office to be ready for 9/11, so he thinks.