Stem the flow of time from Saturday's delicate veins . . . please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Legacy? Legacy? . . . I guess it's too late to start being The Isolationist-Most President. . . . (Sigh.)"

[Turbineguy]

1. "As you can see

I am really a frightened child. Please get me out of this place"

[porphyrian]

2. "I'm a fucking piece of shit traitor!" - n/t

[liberal N proud]

3. How am I going to fulfill my promise to the PNAC now?

[frogcycle]

4. mommieeeee

i need to pee

[billybob537]

5. *** thought bubble "empty"

"I hope kkkarl calls and gives me a new line of Bulolshit talking points soon."

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. "Uh-oh, that fart had a lump in it."

[lonestarnot]

7. Why in the hell did someone put the preparation H in the freezer?

[Warpy]

8. I'm hungry and the little hand is only on ten

[skip fox]

9. "I take Viagra just in case I have a wet dream."

:)

[intaglio]

10. I'd lead the troops myself but I have this spinal deformity

... it's yellow

[skip fox]

12. And it's firm as a wet noodle.

:)

[sakabatou]

11. Ooooo! Pink elephants....!