Dear leader will be making a speech...

[originalpckelly]

if you can call it that.

Will make it shortly.

:eyes:

[calimary]

1. Oh, fabulous.

Waiting with absolutely breathless anticipation.

:sarcasm:

HEY! First time I tried that - it works (the "dripping sarcasm" thingie, that is)!

[Renew Deal]

2. Tonight?

There's no one that can pry him from his teddy bear at this hour.

[Sydnie]

4. He called Betty Ford less than an hour after

Gerald died. How intrusive (and filled with self importance too) can you get? Let the woman alone ... her husband just died. The morning would have been soon enough, you vulture.

[illinoisprogressive]

3. I knew there was a reason I suddenly got a headache

I thought it was my sinus's. silly me. It's my shrub radar going off.

[freeplessinseattle]

5. me too! I thought it was from vacumning & changing the bag

which I suddenly got an urge to do, maybe feeling the vacumn in *'s brain and heart. weird, just a few minutes ago the headache started kicking in.

[badgerpup]

6. He's gonna be cranky as hell...

Getting him out of bed AND interrupting his vacation...

[bbinacan]

7. You mean

Kim Jong will issue a statement?:sarcasm:

[uppityperson]

8. blah blah blah great man blah blah blah stay the course blah blah blah

betty blah blah blah dinner blah blah blah

[lapfog_1]

9. jackpointing another resume highlights...

That's the only type of speech that he does now when talking about someone.

I swear it would be the same speech even if it was poppy taking the dirt nap today.

[Nutmegger]

10. Oh goodie, is he going to release his "Iraqi victory speech" at the same time?

Or is he going to postpone this one too? :boring: