FROM THE ONGOING ANNALS OF RULE BY THE WRONG: On yesterday’s Meet the Press, Tim Russert spoke about Iraq with a two-man panel—David Brooks and Thomas Friedman. What made this panel so intriguing? Each man supported the war from the start! Thus continued the media custom known in these precincts as “rule by the wrong.” If you were right from the start about Iraq, you’re pretty much banned from network discussions. Only those who were wrong can still comment. It’s something like a basketball tourney where only the losers advance.
Tomorrow, we’ll review some coverage of Dennis Kucinich to show the way a pol gets treated if he gets the big things right. Meanwhile, Brooks and Friedman produced magic moments on yesterday’s show. Those moments should be remembered.
With Brooks, the magic moment was a bit of unintentional humor. Late in the session, Russert played tape of Laura Bush and Donald Rumsfeld; each had said, just this week, that there were lots of good things going on in Iraq. Laura Bush even said that the press just won’t tell us. This prompted the following statement:
BROOKS (12/17/06): Get off of it! I mean, we've got a hero in our newspaper, John Burns. Another hero, Dexter Filkins—there's a whole series of heroes over there. They're not biased about this. They want the best for the Iraqi people, they want democracy. Listen to what they're reporting—they're reporting chaos. You have—I don't know what it is, 1.6 million people leaving Iraq. You've got 9000 Iraqis every week who are moving to their Shia homeland, or to their Sunni homeland. This is a country—it's not civil war, it's just disintegration. So the idea that this is some media concoction, you—I said that a year ago, two years ago. But at some point, face reality!
“At some point, face reality,” Brooks suggested, creating a wonderful bit of found humor. But Friedman’s moment was vastly stupider—a deeply stupid, obnoxious moment that helped capture the strangeness of our time.
As always, Friedman used the session to offer a string of the “hey-look-at-me,” homey homilies that have become his tiring trademark. (“Basically, the government of Syria killed the prime minister next door, and wants to get off with a parking ticket!”) He shared the various “rules I had about the Middle East”—without explaining why, for all his rules, he’s been wrong in so many judgments. (“You know, Tim, if I can share with you another rule I had about the Middle East, it was that any general going to the Middle East—or reporter—should have to take a test, and it would consist of one question: Do you believe the shortest distance between two points is a straight line? If you answer yes to that question, you can't go to Iraq.”) He offered his trademark Kennedyesque constructions—perfectly fine from a 60s pol, endlessly tiresome coming from Friedman. (“We cannot go on having our first-choice boys and girls dying for Iraqis' second choice.”) And he sounded massively out of touch with political reality. “This is a freak show, OK?” he said, of Syria’s desire for that parking ticket. “There's no other part of the world that's behaving like this.” No other part of the world? “Freak show” is the term Harris and Halperin coined to describe the mess Friedman’s cohort has helped give us! American politics has been a “freak show,” they said. And Friedman has been part of that process.
But Freidman’s low moment came near the end, when his clowning led him to mock two Big Major Dems. Good God! There was Friedman the over-caffeinated, repressed nightclub comic, holding his nose to make his voice sound funny, mocking a major Democrat who was right on Iraq from the start! This was a stupid, low moment, even coming from insufferable Friedman:
FRIEDMAN: I want to pick up on David's point, because I think Obama is such a powerful candidate for—for a couple of reasons. David and I were talking about them earlier. One is that I believe Democrats voted in the last two elections like this, Tim: (holds nose—makes squeaky voice—pretends to pull lever) “Al Gore.” (Holds nose—makes squeaky voice—pretends to pull lever) “John Kerry.” They voted with their nose plugged, basically. Democrats are starved, just as David said, to vote for someone they're excited about.
Really, it’s astounding to watch these inane, bloated fellows, among the most foolish our race has produced. By now, even Friedman has probably heard that Gore was right about the war in Iraq. Before that, he was right about global warming—for decades—and he was “right” about the first Gulf War too. Meanwhile, as has long been clear on the web, many Democrats would be “excited” about voting for Gore, because of his many correct judgments. But even now, in the face of his own endless errors, Friedman feels free to come on TV and mock a man who was right on Iraq. But so it goes in our bizarre pundit culture, where those who were wrong mock those who were right. (For Cynthia Tucker’s version of this strange dance, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 12/7/06).
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