What ever happened to Ann Coulter?

[NewInNewJ.]

[NYCGirl]

1. She's still curled up under some wet rock somewhere. NT

[Bassic]

2. A lot of people have been wondering that for a long time. nt

[ronnykmarshall]

3. She's ran out of slinky black cocktail dresses.

[MUAD_DIB]

4. I think that either she is lawyering up for

voter fraud. or nobody gives a hoot about her any longer.

[SteppingRazor]

5. She's laying low after the charges of voter fraud n/t

[shain from kane]

6. Stuck in a voting booth somewhere. But where, no one knows?

[jhhh]

7. coulter

I think that she lost her steam because so many people were mocking her...for good reason!

[Bake]

8. Choked on her own vomit?

One can hope ...

Bake

[AllegroRondo]

10. we dont know for sure if it was her own vomit

theres no way for the police to dust for vomit. its just one of those things thats best left unsolved.

[electprogdems]

17. lololol

best rock movie ever!

[AllegroRondo]

21. They were #86 on MTV's 100 most influential rock bands

not bad for a band that never really existed.

[Ganja Ninja]

9. Isn't she in rehab somewhere?

If not she needs to be.

[Lexingtonian]

11. her 15 minutes of national camera time were up in circa 1991

Now we've sent the Attention Police to get the 1000 hours of it that she stole back.

Or she's been off getting DUIs and rehabbing and talking dirty while sloshed with teenage pages on her Blackberry- aren't they all hitting the bottle hard these days?

[monmouth]

12. Since she is supposedly the father of Mary Cheney's baby.......

[Bake]

23. Post. Of. The. Day.

:rofl:

Bake

[Beaverhausen]

27. LOL!!!!

:rofl:

[marmar]

13. The Orkin Man came to spray...

:scared:

[AutumnMist]

14. She Lost Her Crowd

and she crawled under the NRA flag to get protection after people started using her hate filled books to prop up the tables needed to give information about the true citizens in our society. Good riddance Ann! I can only hope that the hate you feel can turn into a true passion for those around you. You are now the minority. Sleep tight!

[datadiva]

15. Oh, is she gone?

I hadn't noticed. Of course, I don't pay attention to right wing nut jobs anyway.

[Selatius]

16. In all seriousness, she is likely getting a lawyer to fight the charge of voter fraud in FL.

She voted in two districts.

Then, she had her name entered into the state program for witness protection for government officers and victims of spousal abuse and so on in order to shield her whereabouts from the district attorney and the elections officer.

She is, in effect, using Florida taxpayers' money to shield herself from possible prosecution for wrongdoing.

[tblue]

18. He voted twice? I thought he just voted in the wrong district.

I bet he's recovering from some kinda cosmetic surgery, the vain little thing.

[Selatius]

25. You're right. She voted once, but willfully in the wrong voting district.

Coulter used her realtor's address to conceal the address of her Palm Beach home. Then she voted in her realtor's district.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2966850&mesg_id=2966850

[BuyingThyme]

19. She works for Univision.

[stop the bleeding]

20. Satan came back from vacation

so she couldn't fill in for him anymore

[MemphisTiger]

22. She went too far in her book when she said that...

"9/11 widows were enjoying their husbands death"

People right and left took serious offense to that shock statement.

[opihimoimoi]

24. Since Nov 7 she lost her mojo and has been recovering from her loss of FACE

Along with Dennis Miller/ Dick Morris, she has reached the END TIMEs....forget her...a has been...all used up and nowhere to go.

[baldguy]

26. She was exposed to daylight, and she melted.

[Beaverhausen]

28. Here's a recent video of her on Fox- even the Fox folks told her she's nuts

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=385&topic_id=5412

I love the swinging of the head. "La la la la la la- I can say whatever I want - la la la la"

[lpbk2713]

29. (S)he's hiding under a bridge somewhere.

And it is rumored she has stopped bleaching her
hair as shown here in a recent paparazzi shot.

[zulchzulu]

30. She's getting her lobotomy altered...less sheep brain...more monkey brain

She'll be back after the scars from the lobotomy are healed.

[Blackhatjack]

31. She is stuck on the horns of a dilemma .....

.... she wilfully voted in the wrong district, after being warned not to do so, OR she took a tax homestead deduction to which she was not entitled and signed off on it under oath.

Either way she violated the law --and she has no way to explain her behavior without further condemning herself.

She is hiding out, expected to be charged.

[warrens]

32. Ever read the first chapter of Billy Bathgate?

Where the guy is crying and begging for his life while the hood waits for the cement to harden around his feet? That's my mental picture.

[malaise]

33. Here's Ann

The giant squid. See those slender evil arms.
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[Hubert Flottz]

34. Whatever it was that happened to her...

it can't be bad enough!

[Tyo]

35. Her body is in the shop

Should be fully reconditioned in a week or so. She has to do this periodically or things start to drop off.

[Warren DeMontague]

36. She bit off Frodo's finger and fell into Mount Doom. nt

[Hubert Flottz]

37. Raptured

Up Bush's poop chute.

[samfishX]

38. She's in the booby hatch

Undergoing treatment for severe chronic masturbation. She can't stop flogging her hog.


...or...so I heard...

[nealmhughes]

39. She is just waiting for the Dalmatian puppies' spots to come in...then she will be there in all her

fur coated glory!