The genius of Homeland Security in pictures

[jgraz]

This has probably been posted before, but it made me laugh.

The US government has a new website

The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.


If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.


If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.


If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.


If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.

More at http://www.msxnet.org/humour/terror_alert

[Caoimhe]

1. I remember those from a few years back

always good for a chuckle.

[jgraz]

2. Damn, and here I thought I was completely up-to-date on the entire internet

I guess I won't post my "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" parody...

;)

[CurtEastPoint]

3. The fake airline safety cards are the BEST... go here...

http://www.airtoons.com/

And the farting lady who got thrown off the AA flight for lighting matches ignored THIS warning!