Bush is against Batman, Catwoman, Hawkman, Mermaids, and Minatours

[tgnyc]

That's the only thing I can take away from his jihad against human/animal hybrids.

[CoffeeCat]

1. Don't forget Spiderman!!!

Man, we could use Spiderman, right about now.

[WLKjr]

15. or the X-men

we all know they are a bunch of freaks.

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. The Human/Chimp hybrid must really hate himself, then!

[Number_6]

3. The Sphinx

"Earth, Water, Fire and Air
Got together in a garden square
Put in a basket covered with skin
If you answer this riddle, you'll never begin."

--Robin Williamson

[Zen Democrat]

4. But he married "The Joker".

[tgnyc]

6. True. Maybe "The Penguin" made a pass at her.

[CatWoman]

5. HEY!!!!!

:D

[Number_6]

11. You are legitimate

Dr. Moreau apologizes for his failed experiment on stage tonight.

[PA Democrat]

7. Don't forget Bat Boy!

Oh, the horror, the horror!

[RememberWellstone]

8. Lmao!

Now that was funny!! Monkey boy is against everyone!!!

[NuttyFluffers]

18. apparently to monkey boy "there can be only one..."

cue highlander music.

[paradox]

9. LMFAO!!!

too much!

[tn-guy]

10. I expect to see a lawsuit........

by Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

[mitchum]

12. No, Laura sometimes talks in her sleep about the guy back in college...

who had a horse cock

[Generic Other]

13. Wait, he likes chickenhawk men

[Number_6]

14. We've been warned

If I may, to quote from H.G. Wells himself (!) from
_The Island of Dr. Moreau, Chapter IX, The Thing in the Forest,
"The speaker's words came thick and sloppy, and though I
could hear them distinctly I could not distinguish what he said.
He seemed to me to be reciting some complicated gibberish...."

[tgnyc]

16. I know! He must have just watched the movie "The Fly!"

[LiberalAndProud]

17. He really really really hates Centaurs

[Rocknrule]

20. Yea, like Umbridge in Harry Potter 5

FRED: You guys, this is all Umbridge's fault.
MALFOY: Shut up, Weasley!
GEORGE: Umbridge is the one who banned us from playing Quidditch, nearley expelled Harry, and got Dumbledore arrested. And all because she’s a big, fat, stupid…
MALFOY: Don’t say it, Weasley!
TWINS:
Well…
MALFOY: Don’t do it, Weasley!
TWINS:
Well…
MALFOY: I’m warning you!
TWINS: Okay, okay.
MALFOY: I’m getting pretty sick of him calling our new headmaster a b…
TWINS:
Well, Umbridge is a bitch
She’s a big fat bitch
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She’s a stupid bitch
If there ever was a bitch
She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls
MALFOY: Shut your fucking mouth, Weasley!
TWINS:
On Mondays she’s a bitch
On Tuesdays she’s a bitch
On Wednesdays and Saturdays she’s a bitch
Then on Sunday (just to be different)
She’s a super king Kameyameya beeyatch
TWINS: C’mon! You all know the words!
ALL GRYFFINDORS:
Have you ever met Professor Umbridge?
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She’s a stupid bitch!
Umbridge is a bitch, and she’s just a dirty bitch
FRED: Talk to wizards around the world, it might go a little bit something like this.
ALL GRYFFINDORS:
Have you ever met Professor Umbridge?
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She’s a stupid bitch!
Umbridge is a bitch, and she’s just a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Professor Umbridge
She's a big fat fucking
Big old fat fucking bitch, Umbridge, yeah
Cha!
GEORGE: What? Oh, fuck!

sorry, I couldn't resist posting this parody I made up
:evilgrin:

[Straight Shooter]

23. Centaurs, yes, Sagittarians. It's code, I tell ya, it's code.

Kerry is a Sagittarian. ;)

[LiberalAndProud]

25. I think you're onto something there.

[Maiden England]

19. Don't forget Manimal - a true classic

[dysfunctional press]

21. batman wasn't part bat- he was just a guy in a costume...

who had a life-changing vision at an early age, after the murder of his parents, and it involved a bat.

personally, i don't know the story on hawkman.

[tgnyc]

22. True, but * doesn't know that.

[sakabatou]

24. Don't forget Spider-woman

Rhino, Scorpian, Volture...

Every single thundercat.

[scarface2004]

26. omigod...what about spongebob!

now bikini bottom will have no crabbie patties!!