Foreigners only sleep with the Republicans that Americans don't want to sleep with

[Ian David]

Jenna Bush To Spend Christmas With New Unemployed Argentinean Boyfriend...



Guess what Jenna Bush is getting for Christmas? The love and awe of some Buenos Aires guy in a trucker cap who maybe makes $400 a month. Hooray for romance! It knows no boundaries!

Wonkette operative "Bill" has mysterious business ties with Argentina, which is why he keeps up with whatever the Bush Twins are doing down there. He translated a chunk of this article that reveals way too much about Ramiro González Palazzo and how impressed he is that a woman is allowed to have a credit card.

More:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/12/06/jenna-bush-to-spend-chris_n_35734.html

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. The article mentions a job Jenna has

just what job is that? Surely not teaching-because she should be at work now. Or is she working for a charity? If so, they are very very generous about their vacation leave....

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. UNICEF in Panama, apparently

There have been recent reports, however, that Jenna Bush has been living and working in Panama as an intern for UNICEF.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/11/first_daughter_.html

[Cheap_Trick]

3. I'm sure sideburns is getting a job

a blow job.

[Stephanie]

4. I really hope she marries him.