Sex Will Make You Go Blind (Mark Morford)

[Triana]

Sex Will Make You Go Blind
Single? Under 30? You are in grave danger. Your government says so. Please, stop laughing
- By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Wednesday, November 29, 2006

I think I get it now.

The latest pitiable GOP plan, from what I can tell, goes something like this: To make it all so absurd, to make the remaining Bush administration proposals and doctrines and cultural stratagems so outlandish and silly and degrading and insulting to your mind and your heart and your very own beleaguered genitalia that you cannot help but take note of their existence and laugh and cringe and sit back and go, Oh my God these people have got to be kidding.

At which point (they hope) you will turn to your spouse or your significant other or your dog and say, Hey honey, check this out, did you see the latest moronic and horrible dictum from the Bush administration? We should totally try it, just for kicks!

Then the GOP will gloat and say: See? The world still loves the GOP! Yay us! And then they shall proceed to smack themselves in the face with a brick.

It is the only viable explanation. It is the only way to account for something like, say, the latest twist in the Abstinence Education Program from Bush's increasingly laughable Department of Health and Human Services, a $50 million slice of embarrassing government detritus that is now actually encouraging all states to tell their single, youngish residents that they should -- how to put this so you don't shoot coffee through your nose? -- that everyone should avoid sex entirely, until they turn 30.

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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/g/a/2006/11/29/notes112906.DTL&type=printable

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. it's official...

The Puritans had a more forward thinking approach to sex than the Bush Administration. Just when you think their policies can't get any dumber, they come up with another whopper

[BOSSHOG]

2. I wear glasses. I must be a failure

I liked Clinton's idea about blowjobs much better. As a matter of fact so do conservatives. In fact conservatives like to cavort with gays in bathhouses and beat their wives and have sex with their children and support politicians who like to fuck their pages. It must really suck to be a conservative, especially one who posts on free republic; ya know the ones who moralize about sex; the ones who like to kill "ragheads" (from the comfort of their basement.)

[Parche]

11. blind sex

makes you go blind, or more blind people having sex???

[MADem]

3. Yeah, like the birth defects from old eggs and tired sperm aren't problematic enough already!

Everyone keep your knees together now!!! Cold showers for everyone!!!!

[xchrom]

4. i'm gonna marry mark morford and have his babies.

well that's if sui generis, cannikan, swimboy, mad as hell new yorker aren't ahead any where in the vicinity when i go to nab him.

they're cuter --

but i'm EASIER!!!! bwahahahahaha

[Dr.Phool]

5. Will it be legal to just do it

Until you need glasses?

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. my vision is 20/400

I must be getting some all the time...if only it were true...:(

[whistle]

6. I still have trouble using my computer mouse from all the hair on

...the palms of my hands:spray:

[VOX]

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[montanto]

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[BootinUp]

10. I should have a seeing eye dog then....

:)

[KennedyGuy]

12. There are none so blind as those who

are just so totally stupid.

[Minnesota_Lib]

13. Ok, I'll just do it until I need glasses.

[cynatnite]

14. Cool! I'm married and allowed to have sex!

The rest of you unmarried heathens can't. :P

:rofl: